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me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed
push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.
push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.
get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else.
stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.
buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.
buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.
strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.
organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.
have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.
push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.
message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.
think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything.
become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.
lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.
Have a good day !
I think my biggest news since my little hiatus was this fox that lives in my garden! She has a bad leg so the RSPCA came to look at her and concluded she either is about to give birth or has recently done so, so they couldn’t take her away to treat her leg so I’ve just been keeping an eye!
She’s very tame, I’ve been trying not to get her too comfortable with me but she’s VERY friendly!
I’ve named her Vicky!
Enjoy some Vicky gifs!
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Student Loan Debt: *existing*
Me: *sees Thanos*
Me:

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a save brooklyn nine-nine protest outside fox headquarters where everyone brings their own guitar to play while screaming incoherently
as a customer thats fair to be honest
I had to read this three times to realize it didn’t say “the power of YEET”
“this doesn’t work…” *throws laptop into the sun* “YEET”
This might come as a shock to some of you but saying “I’m not informed enough on this particular topic to have an opinion” is about 100 times more respectable than being misinformed
I know in school they often teach us that ‘I don’t know’ is the worst possible answer and that you are better off making your best guess than admitting ignorance, but that’s because the educational system is a dumpster fire, and this is a habit that it pays to un-learn.

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What are you supposed to do? Like in general?
A mystery, indeed. My website – My Facebook page – See me on LINE Webtoon!
IT IS BY IMMORTAN CAROL’S HAND
THAT YOU WILL RISE
FROM THE ASHES OF THIS WORLD!
do you love the colour of the sky
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I was waiting for Howie Mandel to come up.
dont say nothin just reblog if she looks like who you know we all think she looks like

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I wanna be a pole dancer
I’m gonna learn how to do this shit
The way the light reflects just so on the muscles in her legs and the way her hair sways and hits the light. Masterpiece.
She just made pole dancing beautiful
can’t help falling in love on a kalimba
This radiates calm