welcome bitches!!!!!

please stop trying to convince me the cause is righteous and convince me the tactics are effective

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

big fan of the genre of video thats just "youtuber uses their youtuber budget to try obvious scams and rip-offs so you dont have to"

Remember when Charlie Kirk was murdered in broad daylight in front of hundreds of people…….that was so fucking awesome

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

um. cut him in half

hot dog or hamburger style, boss