actual trash

your cat was an honor to see in the window

why is everyone talking about this website dying again for tje 15th time

they;re selling us to one direction??

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

there is something sooo embarrassing about everything i have done and will do

weird and off-putting but endearingly so

hey. hey. cmere. closer i have a secret to tell you. okay are you leaning in. mmmmmwah ! ok thats it

kendrick lamar is proof that being a hater will get you far in life! never stop holding grudges! never back down!!

at work straight up "slackin it" and by "it", hahah, well, lets justr say. I am not doing my job.

hi my name is dichotomy my pronouns are either/or

wearing shades while playing chess so my opponent cant see me secretly looking at their pieces