wirm

idk i guess im a little “wierd” :P *covered in blood*

i knew this day would come. i saw it on the calendar

the thing is i love living under a rock #myrock. people will ask you howwww can you not know about this?? it's because of my rock next question

outing myself in the men's restroom by washing my hands

the right question to ask when worldbuilding is not "does this make sense", it's "does this fuck tremendously".

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”

you start to listen to mcr and suddenly those campy skeleton fingerless gloves start speaking to you like the green goblin mask

freddy fagbear