Can you do some insult or snarky kind of remarks?
1. “Oh you look terrible! Have you been sick?”
2. “I’m sorry, I’ll try not to use so many syllables.”
3. “If you can’t pronounce it, don’t say it.”
4. “If you were any smarter, I’d teach you to play fetch.”
5. “I’ve had a lot to drink, and you still don’t look good.”
6. “Too bad your body cant make up for that nose.”
7. “You have… such a great personality.”
8. “Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?”
9. “To qualify for a Napoleon complex, you’d need to grow at least six inches.”
10. “My neck hurts from insulting you.”
11. “May I offer you a mint?”
12. “I love how you’ll just wear anything.”
13. “I’m sure that outfit would look good on someone.”
14. “We’ve taken a vote, you’re trying too hard.”
15. “If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.”
16. “Brains aren’t everything. I mean, just look at you!”
17. “Ever wonder what life would be like if you were given enough oxygen at birth?”
18. “Most people live and learn. You just live.”
19. “Ignorance can be cured. Stupid is forever.”
20. “I wish I were as smart as you think you are.”
21. “You really earned that BS degree, didnt you?”
22. “Where’d you hear that? On a blog?”
23. “You should get a refund on that college education.”
24. “Your mediocrity is unparalleled.”
25. “The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.”
26. “You would think being married four times would be enough.”
27. “It’s lonely at the top, isn’t it?”
28. “You’re not yourself today! I noticed the improvement immediately.”
29. “Your father should have pulled out.”
30. “Im impressed. Ive never met someone with such a small mind inside such a big head before.”
31. “It’s hard to get over yourself, isn’t it?”
32. “You might want to go back home and take your meds.”
33. “You’re not even half baked, you’re just plain raw.”
34. “Is this what a relapse looks like?”
35. “I bet you’d make a great politician.”
36. “You’re as good as your word, and your vocabulary sucks.”
37. “Of course you’ve got standards. They have to be women.”
38. “You have so many notches on your belt, it’s falling apart.”
39. “Your inferiority complex is justified.”
40. “You’re one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.”
41. “You bore me, and I enjoy watching paint dry.”
42. “There must be SOMETHING redeeming about you.”
43. “Save your breath. You’ll need it to blow up your date.”
44. “I’m busy now, can I ignore you some other time?”
45. “If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, SURELY they can make something out of you.”
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