katamaritaino

god forbid a girl is bisexual and fucking insane

She's a 10 but she needs you to look at her with animalistic lust in your eyes anytime you see her or she's going to think you despise her existence

y'all im bout to fucking scream

quite literally me when i am lying

the great thing about the wuxia genre is you can start a sect called the Evil Blood Cult in a place called Demon Mountain that’s a volcano full of poison and you all wear crazy gothic black and red hanfu and practice Sinister Backstabber Style kung fu and like. that’s not a deterrent to prospective disciples. do all that and a fuckton of bright eyed youngsters will still show up at your door and say hello i would like to join the demon mountain evil blood cult where do i sign up?

Lockheed Martin was at my college's job fair

love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

Scrolled came back read it again and cried laughing

Thank you for giving me another chance

dont know what youre mad about, i smiled and everything

all this because I said idc to your blog change….

damn, she’s a bad bitch. oh they’re nonbinary? my bad. damn, they’re a bad person