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My heart

Viviabisvisbibi OMG……… MY HEART

Strike me the fuck down!

As a teacher, don’t teach your students how to balance a checkbook or anything else useful as an adult

more you tilt your body your character will get away from danger

the louder you yell, the more critical hits you’ll land

when you stand up you can see everyone’s weakspots

when you tilt your head you’ll be able to see more of the area

When you lean forward, you get +30% concentration.

When you use controller 1, it means you’ll win

Throwing yourself bodily to the side helps you avoid obstacles in racing.

Threatening the playable character with physical injury will make platform puzzles easier.

All of these things. All of them.

This entire post sums up my belief system from the time I was five years old to now.

Determination.

I’ve felt stupid for years, thinking I was the only one doing this.  This post is balm for my soul.

You just get into it

I can’t fucking believe that excel aesthethic is a thing now

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ANY ONE OF THESE WOULD HAVE BEEN ENOUGH BUT I’M ALL THREEEEEEEE

This might come as a shock but I’m Not Feelin too good my dudes