fire burn & cauldron bubble

just giving a heads up that

1. not rly interested in tumblr rp these days, been primarily on discord with my friends

          ❝ anyone know how to travel between dimensions when all you have is just a bunch of logs and rocks? …i’m asking for a friend. ❞

“Ummm...” She leafs through a couple pages of the book she has (it’s awfully big for a little merm such as herself!). She hums, big eyes narrowing as some fine print catches her attention...

Eureka! She turns the book around to him with a wiggle of her ear-fins. A claw taps on the choice page.

“This something, florp?” 

“Greetings, citizens. I am Detective Perc.ival Ki.ng of the Sw.eet Ja.zz Police, with a message to bring to you on this Valentine's Day.

Whether or not you have a significant other to share the day with is irrelevant, for many of the festivities involved with today are still enjoyable on your own. Flowers. Chocolate. Stuffed animals. Red and pink color schemes. Sharing words of praise. Many, if not all of these things, are objectively good. Many can be obtained through affordable means. And, on the off chance that you do not have someone to supply you with words of praise, allow me to assist: 

You are doing well. You're admired. You are cherished, and, very much loved. 

 And, with that, there should be no further reason to have a bad day today. So, please feel free to proceed with your fulfilling day, and truly enjoy yourself. 

Don’t mind her! She’s just sitting on top of a practical MOUNTAIN of pilfered Valentine’s Day chocolates. Munching on them one at a time. Juuuust chilling.

Of course, she makes sure to use Sundial to disintegrate all the plastic wrappers when she’s done eating their respective sweets. 

WILL YOU GET A VALENTINE THIS YEAR?

“ … WOAH – REALLY ?? SINCE WHEN HAS OF MY FRIENDS HAD A CRUSH ON ME ?? “

“ But . . who ??? I didn’t even REALIZE one of my boys liked me like that. “

...

GOROU TIME PART 5 [BASS-BOOSTED]!!!!!!!

* The man?? Has the softest hands??? Don’t ask how, considering he lives in Redwood Run of all places. Just appreciate it. You hold his hand and it’s like holding a marshmallow. 

* Leaves sprinkles wherever he goes. 

* He painted his peashooters all by himself! He used some kid-safe acrylics supplied by a passing train, as well as some frosting from his donuts. He accidentally shot them several times while coloring. 

* Likes to twiddle his thumbs and swing his legs while he’s sitting.

* Sleeps in his office.

* Has thought he’d misplaced his hat while it was still on his head before.

QUESTIONS FOR THE MUN!

🌅 - What’s your favorite season/weather?

QUESTIONS FOR THE MUN!

🎶 - Who’s your favorite singer/band/music producer?

defs gonna say Lor.d Hur.on, if only because they’re responsible for my all-time fav/comfort album, VID.E NOI.R! I could listen to it days on end, and still want to loop it just one more time.

QUESTIONS FOR THE MUN! ( @pennepenned​, @pcrticlvcid​ & @hitsujie​! )

wehehe here we go!

🌟 - Who was your very first rp muse?

On tumblr? In a traditional RP-blog sense, my first muse was Du.st from DU.ST: AN ELY.SIAN TAIL! However, I DID have an ic blog in the vein of early 2010′s ML.P ask blogs (answering questions in an art rp-esque format as the character) for Fid.get from the same franchise before him! 

Before tumblr, though? I’d say my first FIRST muse would have to be various Warr.ior Ca.ts OCs rped on Warr.iors Kug.yay. No, I’m not kidding. I’m also not kidding when I say that rp/Warr.iors Kug.yay is how I discovered that social media/online communication even existed.

💙 - Are there any muses you’ve been considering trying out?

Yes!!! I defs currently have a bunch of muses I’ve been considering bringing to this blog! Some I’ve rped before, some I haven’t! They include - but are not limited to:

Pai.ge Sin.clair (Boj.ack Horseman), Pau.la Bun.yan (Be.tsy Lee’s No E.vil), and Puf.f The Mag.ic Drag.on (1970-1980′s cartoons)!!

🎂 - When’s your birthday?

April 23rd!!

💝 - Who are some rpers you look up to?

Oh? Is it loveposting hours???? Well don’t mind if I do!!!!!!!!

@halcyoniisms​ / @ketzerhund​ BRO!!! BRO ILU BRO!!!!!!!!!! hal’s been like my closest friend for almost a decade @ this point, if not already a decade?? idk time isn’t real BUT ANYWAY!!! i love you so much you fucker you’re so talented and funny and interesting and chill and we’ve been through so much together that frankly i can’t even imagine what i’d be like if i never met you. tbh ur family 2 me, id defs be lost without you in my life i just!!!! i love you so fucking much bro!!!! i love talking to you so much i love seeing what you create and i j!!! screams!!! screams!!!