The tides coming in, hurry up dude.

Will she arrive in time? We’re gonna give him a round of applause if she says yes and arrives.

CREW IS ENCOURAGING HIM TO RE-DO HIS WORK. WE’RE SHOUTING “DO IT!”

WE HAVE RECIEVED WORD THAT THE GIRL IS ON A TREASURE HUNT IN THE CITY AND THIS IS THE FINAL LOCATION. HIS FRIEND IS STALLING FOR TIME.

who is putting these weird fucking clickbait ads on tumblr anyway

the answer may shock you

It’s the Pope

I’m sobbing omfg

Kitties are solar-powered. It’s true.

i haz a warm

i bought some underwear from k-mart today and i kind of wish we had the dystopic k-marts you see in america

What do your k-marts look like then

is that fucking real omfg. It’s so clean

American hell Kmart’s are PvP enabled zones it’s like the “The Purge” of capitalism

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE FANCY KMARTS?!?!?!?! THAT’S NOT HOW KMART WORKS

THIS IS SO PURE AND CUTE

Yessssssss

goddammit Michael!