I'll be there for you when your wings break

going through the replies on tweets related to this and it’s crazy the number of replies that are trying to minimize or dismiss this. i think it’s a combo of sports betting industry-planted bots and also people who probably bet themselves, but please PLEASE remember that a gambling addiction (which all this shit is DEEPLY enabling of!!!) can totally fucking ruin your life!!!

"Are you head over heels" Yeah that's how standing works

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

The feeling of picking your skin is infinitely more euphoric than any fidget toy

I keep thinking omggg working summers is so good I'm so excited to work summer again. Mind you the feeling I'm thinking of is actually just I was reading the foxhole court for the first time and thinking about it all day at my job. Maybe I'll have to get the audiobooks every summer and I will forever be like omggg working summers is amazing. Golden raven audiobook out in April ...making plans

And I'm so serious I leave my air conditioned room to my non air conditioned hallway and it tastes like the aftg audiobooks to me

"ships are safe in the harbor but that's not what shhhhhhh I love it here in the harbor I am so safe. Love to be in da harbor safeshipmaxing

Forget About Your Boyfriend And Meet Me At The Hotel Room. You Can Bring Your Girlfriends And Meet Me At The Hotel Room. We At The Hotel Motel Holiday Inn. We At The Hotel Motel Holiday Inn.

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself