Baa baa Black Sheep have you any wool..?

PER MY LAST EMAIL, HEATHER…

Ah, ‘mirroring’. 

dark academia is when you have to read the crustiest pdf known to man

"omg i love your necklace where did you get it" oh it's not a necklace actually it's an amulet with an evil force trapped inside that could destroy the entire world if it were ever to be unleashed but thanks

oh and i got it at claire's

Skateboarding in Chinese hanfu.

Never have I enjoyed watching skateboarding more

There is NO reason this should be so fucking funny

"printer" is a special box with a demon inside it

it’s sooo sad when u see all these research papers by the same 2 ppl and then u see 1 where only one of them is credited… where’s ur little buddy don’t tell me u broke up </3

damn just pay them a living wage

i eat 15 apples for breakfast then drive myself to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall bc they cant withstand my aura

cant get sentences like this anywhere else