*It is quiet. For Now*

and yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows

A dark wind blows

The scent of warm, comforting food wafts through an open window and out onto the street

The howling gales across the ice carry the unmistakable scent of paranoia and burnt flesh

The wind from the Senate carries the distinct smell of betrayal

Sudden, fitful gusts coming from the north, with a strong odour of smoke fainter one of almonds

A fitful wind, with the smell of artificial mint, combines with a much calmer breeze, carrying the scent of the earthen forest floor.

The wind howls, loud and overwhelming

"hurt people hurt people" yes mistress. anything for you mistress.

The wind is harsh, filled with the acrid scent of sulphur and blood

A faint breeze stirs the grass

A wind carries leaves and the smell of oil

A persistent breeze carries the scent of Anesthetic and disinfectant

Cold and damp wind, despite the dry weather

been plotting world domination lately... no, it doesn't have anything to do with the amulet

official amulet post

A strong, forceful gust, gone as suddenly as it arrived

The wind picks up, and it smells of something unplaceable and unpleasant

Sudden gale filled with bone shards

oh.... uhhhh.... I honestly just hated them, no reason to condemn! These portions are all real, and for quite a steal! Hehehehee

i know your kind. vile, slithering rot-filled, toad on a rock lashing into the peace around you. i dont need you to convince me. but i hope you know what you are

prove it.

There's going to be lightning striking right next to where you live in 2 minutes, I cast that, ok? Got it?

no there wont? its a clear day out.

What The Fuck

told you, I gotta a lot up these sleeves, so don't doubt me! Hehehehee!

t the fuck are you! wwh? whta that? what? magic isnt fucking real thats not, something youcqn just do thatsnot. dont mess with me.

im not ffaling for your tricks you Whatever you are Pelase Dont Pulverize Me thatwould suck. yeau. h. fuck. what the fuck even?

right . ikay. magical whayever the hell who knows where i live and has weather altering powers wants to. give me. a thing. right. uh. ccan you make me lovable agian i mmis my ex

Did she actually break up with you or is she just missing? Because I got something that can find anyone! Or even a potion to transform you into whatever she would like!... physically at least, changing the mind is surprising hard.

ddo youbave something thatll. convicne her im not lying. that i really am losing myself and my humanity. that.im.slipping into apathy and forgetting every truth i knew to be real maybe. ccan you get it into her head that im not who i am anymmore mayne. ttthis hurts

okay . cool. okay. thank you, uh.wwhats your name sorry

Name's Mayla! The wizard name is technically "The Magnum Mayla" but uhhh just call me Mayla, what's yours?

okay. thats awesome(?) im marceline. marcy is. okaythough i dont mind if you call me that instead. tthanks

A faint breeze, carrying hints of sweet spices and something oddly meaty

A light breeze, yet choked with dust