In case you didn't read my blog description I'm over the age of 25 and I'm heavily anti-censorship. Those of you chronically online would probably call me a proshipper but I do not think fictional crimes against fictional characters are the same as real crimes that hurt real victims and reporting fictional content as real harm literally clogs up the justice system and hurts REAL PEOPLE, so maybe focus on helping the flesh instead of the pixels, mmmk?
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X&Y had to nerf Lysandre with an ugly haircut to distract us from the fact that he was presumably born into privilege and raised on stories of royal ancestry, then became a filthy-rich technology CEO near-universally beloved and respected for his philanthropy and genuine improvement of so many individual people's lives, except as a consequence of his naive and privileged billionaire-class perspective, none of his sincerely impassioned attempts to make a more beautiful world ever dismantled the capitalist structure from which he personally benefit, his consequently insufficient impact and predictable "failures" compounding with the mostly self-inflicted personal strain and burnout of seeing himself as a chosen one, genius, and savior, all leading to a severe mental breakdown and even more severe radicalization, in which he convinced both himself and those around him that humanity was inherently greedy and bound to destroy both itself and the world via greed and overpopulation, meaning all of humanity except his accelerating elitist cult must be killed to preserve the beauty and resources of the world, simply because Lysandre, the chosen one, the genius, could not envision a future with them in it, and THEN. when he came a hair's width away from succeeding at complete obliteration of all so-called "filth," when all he had done was about to bury him in a permanent grave, THEN. then of all the things that could've possibly happened next, instead of anything that literally anyone was expecting, it was revealed that precisely One Hundred Worms looked at him, and collectively decided that there is no such thing as inherent vileness, no such thing as inherent greed, and most of all, there is no such thing as too far gone. the ancient embodiment of balance and order, in the form of One Hundred Worms, saw a tiny spark of capacity for change within him, and decided to prove humanity was not inherently greedy by proving Lysandre himself could change, and become his own antithesis by losing all the wealth and privilege he once had, and setting aside his ego. like okay. holy fuck. yeah of course he needed to have the haircut of an obviously evil dipshit, because otherwise he'd be. he'd be way too fucking impactful. and typing this out, i'm not even sure the ugly haircut saved him. Pokémon X&Y, they will never make me hate you.
If L is immortal now and has lost his memories, then that means he can watch so many movies. And like. Movies could be to him a proof of human art, hope and beauty, so he just watch them with a new vision for the first time again and in his long lifespan, he can get to experience so much of them.
Now i can’t get out the picture in my head of L making lists of all of his favorite movies and what he liked about them on the net, sorted by years, and people on social media in the pokeworld being so confused because what the hell this anonymous account existed for two hundred years, there is no way this is possible ! Some people thinks it’s a collective project, because it would be weird for the same guy to make thousands and thousands of reviews in the span of years going way farther than that of a normal human. But the thing is that the writing style never changes and the blog remains the same for centuries. His reviews are always earnest and passionate because it feels always like someone experiencing cinema for the first time, which he is in a way, and people love it ! After all, he lost his memories. So now he makes the best of it. And he never acts superior or elitist (at least not as much as he did back then), which is something people also appreciate. Every few decades, he post things like, "I watched this 87 years ago, and I love it even more now", updating his favorites after rewatching some of them. People assume he is joking. He is not. Not at all. Sometimes internet users ask him for recommandations in the comments and he just throw in things like, "If you liked (insert newer movie that came out recently), you may also enjoy a kalosian film from 2014 by actress Diantha. Unfortunatly, it became a lost media after the server collapse (or smth idk) of 2578. But don’t worry, I have an original edition i buyed back then on me. I will share it here. Voilà." And people are like. "THE WHAT OF WHAT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE A WHAT." (Also, thinking of movies being his link to his old friends ;-; the way he can connect to them a bit, even when he don’t see them anymore and what he has done)
Theories grows and L remains blissfully unaware that he became the Internet's new favorite film critic cryptid. Eventually, film student gets interested in him and film directors starts hoping that he will review their movies. An entire generation starts to believe that if you get an "I am glad this movie exists" from L, then you made it as an awesome artist. And while all of this plays out, L is just having fun searching for yet another human story to discover, no matter how flawed it could be, as he learned that mistakes and imperfections is what makes life beautiful and worth living, a true proof of humanity and love :) <3
How does L watch his movies you might ask, when he has no money ? Well, that’s a secret for another time.
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Hisuian Zorua dying in the wilderness after being shunned and exiled by humans who were unjustly afraid of them and coming back out of malice…quite the familiar story, wouldn’t you agree, Commander?
Once I said "My gender is whatever's funniest at the time" and my coworker stops dead in his tracks, turns slowly and says "So are your pronouns honk/honk?" killing me instantly
I was talking to a friend I knew before I transitioned about my new relationship (my first one ever!) and I said "Yeah, I think I only indentified as aro/ace most of my life because I didn't have lesbian as an option" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "Oh? Why not? ...Ohhh"
Then he said "You know, I completely forgot you weren't always this way. Femininity really suits you" and let me tell you I started tearing up
Of course, not ten minutes later I mentioned that I had to relearn how to sing and he said "oh no, what happened?" so he might just be a little slow
Update on that friend: a bunch of people sent me "he's a little confused, but he's got the spirit" gifs in response to that story. I can tell you now with certainty that she definitely has the spirit, and she's not confused anymore
My first time operating CCTV cameras I was handed control over what was essentially 50 independently moving eyes that collectively covered an area about the size of a football field and from that experience I now know that
Suddenly having 50 moving eyes can make you disoriented and barfy and the adjustment period sucks ass
It takes both more and less time than you’d think to figure out what the structure as a whole looks like and where those eyes ARE
After you get used to it the entirety of the structure itself and all of the eyes you can see from feels like an extension of your nervous system in a very bizarre way. Like I have dreams now from the perspective of A Building and I’m not sure how to describe that.
Once you are aware of an unreachable blind spot it nags at you constantly and you can feel it like a hard little lump under your skin you need to poke and scratch at and it’s ardghgguychgghhbhhhbhhh
this is the relationship I have with my drone, Bug (bc she sounds like a very loud bee)
She's got a built in camera and in just 2 flights I was already pretty well adjusted to using her camera to navigate rather than my own eyes to the point where she basically became A Third Eye
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at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.
at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly
at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.
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When you get closer to that younger part of you holding onto trauma, you can sometimes feel them grow up as they slowly catch up to you as you are now.
Ingo’s case is a little different (Uxie might also be helping it along), which could be why the often slower process is accelerated. ❤️🩹
Going easy on a new or less experienced player at a game in order to make them have a better time does kinda turn me on. Gently guiding you towards achieving a climactic victory against me. Upon my defeat I reveal my hand to show you that I had nothing at all, that it was truly all you (having previously subtly discarded all my outs). You dance victoriously kicking and shouting. Unaware that I'm looking down on you from above, twisting my marionette piloting a little figure to play out cleaning up and bemoaning my loss. All the while i grin and watch you with hungry eyes, tasting your false victory and beckoning you in ever deeper. Keep playing, come closer, I have more things to show you. You'll have so much fun here with me. Ignore how perfectly everything lines up, don't mind the strings that hunt your limbs, you have nothing to fear in joining my performance.
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Text of tweet under the cut because it is loooong.
But... Stochastic Parrots.
Timnit Gebru was fired from Google in December 2020 for refusing to retract a research paper, and every single warning that paper made about large language models has now happened at a scale the industry spent 4 years trying to make people forget about.
Her name is Timnit Gebru.
She co-led the Ethical AI team at Google. She co-wrote a paper called "On the Dangers of Stochastic Parrots" with Emily Bender at the University of Washington and two other researchers. The paper was 14 pages long. It was submitted to a top AI ethics conference. And it was the reason Google decided that one of the most senior Black women in AI research could no longer work there.
The story Google told publicly was that she resigned. The story she told, confirmed by 2,695 of her colleagues in an open letter, was that she was fired by email while on vacation because she refused to either retract the paper or remove her name from it.
The paper had not even been published yet.
Here is what she actually wrote, and why every prediction inside it has now come true.
The first warning was about scale itself. Bender and Gebru argued that training ever-larger models on ever-larger scrapes of the internet would produce systems that appeared fluent but had no actual understanding of language. They called these systems stochastic parrots because they would repeat patterns from training data with statistical confidence and zero comprehension. The paper predicted that this apparent intelligence would fool both users and developers into trusting outputs that were structurally incapable of being reliable.
This was 2020. GPT-3 had just come out. The paper predicted the hallucination problem before anyone had a word for it.
The second warning was about bias amplification. The paper documented in detail that internet-scale training data contains systematic overrepresentation of dominant viewpoints and underrepresentation of marginalized ones. The models would not just absorb this bias. They would amplify it, because the optimization process rewards confident outputs, and confidence in language patterns tracks frequency in the training set.
The prediction was that hiring tools built on these models would discriminate against women. That healthcare triage tools would underperform on Black patients. That loan approval systems would entrench inequality while presenting their decisions as neutral algorithmic judgment.
Every one of those things has now been documented in deployment.
Amazon's hiring algorithm penalized resumes that contained the word "women" in any context. Healthcare risk scoring algorithms used by major US hospitals were found to systematically underestimate the medical needs of Black patients. Apple Card's credit algorithm gave wives credit lines 10x lower than their husbands for the same financial profile.
The third warning was about environmental cost. The paper calculated that training a single large language model produced emissions equivalent to the lifetime output of 5 cars. The prediction was that the race to scale would create an environmental footprint that would eventually rival entire industries.
In 2024, Google's emissions were up 48% from 2019, and the company explicitly blamed AI infrastructure. Microsoft's were up 29%, same reason. Both companies have now quietly abandoned the climate commitments they were publicly celebrating the year Gebru was fired.
The fourth warning was about documentation. The paper argued that the training datasets being assembled were too large for anyone to actually audit. Nobody at Google, OpenAI, Meta, or any other lab could tell you with confidence what was in the data their models were trained on. This was not a temporary problem to be solved later. It was a permanent feature of the approach.
In 2023, researchers discovered that the LAION-5B dataset, used to train Stable Diffusion and other major image models, contained thousands of images of child sexual abuse material. The companies that had trained on the dataset had no way of knowing. The paper predicted that category of failure 3 years before it was found.
The fifth warning was the one Google cared about most.
Bender and Gebru argued that the deployment of these systems would centralize linguistic and cultural power in the hands of the small number of companies that could afford to train them. The internet would become a place where the dominant voice was a statistical average of dominant voices, presented as a neutral assistant. Languages underrepresented in the training data would degrade over time as more web content was generated by these systems and fed back into the next training run.
This is now happening in real time. A 2024 study found that 57% of new web content in English is AI-generated or AI-assisted. Researchers studying low-resource languages have documented active degradation in translation quality, because the synthetic content fed back into training is itself worse in those languages.
The paper Google fired her for predicted the model collapse problem before model collapse had a name.
The mechanism behind why this all happened is the part of her work that nobody quotes.
Gebru's argument was not that AI is dangerous in some abstract sci-fi sense. Her argument was that AI is dangerous in a very specific structural sense. The technology was being built by a small group of researchers who shared similar backgrounds, worked at similar companies, and were rewarded for shipping products faster than competitors. The incentive structure made it impossible for safety, ethics, and bias concerns to slow anything down. Anyone inside the system who raised those concerns was either ignored, sidelined, or removed.
She was making that argument from inside Google.
Then Google proved her right by removing her.
The team Google had built to make sure their AI was safe was dismantled in 90 days because they did the job they had been hired to do. Margaret Mitchell, the other co-lead of the Ethical AI team, was fired two months after Gebru for searching through her own emails for evidence of how Gebru had been treated.
Gebru did not stop. She founded DAIR, the Distributed AI Research Institute, in 2021. The mission is to do AI research outside the control of the companies that have a financial interest in not hearing the answers.
Every prediction in the Stochastic Parrots paper has now been validated by deployment. Hallucinations are an industry-wide problem the largest labs cannot solve. Bias amplification has been documented in hiring, healthcare, lending, and criminal justice. Environmental costs are larger than entire small countries. Training data audits remain impossible. Model collapse is an active research crisis at every major lab.
The question worth sitting with is the one almost no one in the industry will say out loud.
Every researcher with the technical credibility to call out these problems watched what happened to her in December 2020 and made a calculation about their own career. The number of people willing to speak publicly about safety and ethics issues inside the major AI labs collapsed after that firing and has not recovered.
The researcher Google fired for warning about exactly what is now happening was right.
The company that fired her is now the second-largest deployer of the technology she warned about.
And the people inside that company who agree with her are not allowed to say so.