Get bent;

“But I want you to say it.” He stated, and winced. That was definitely not that best thing to say but was the first thing that came to his head.

Regardless, Ino has always felt a bond for those who have earned her trust and respect ― especially in aiding to protect her friends ― and Temari has proved herself enough times to earn that slot. If Ino feels a small obligation to keep her secret, she doesn’t show it.

   “          I ― … Temari I won’t. I wouldn’t.          ”

The small heartbeat is faint in her palm and while Ino’s words are pure they are still wobbly in their promise. She’ll keep it for as long as Temari wants her to, will even take it to her grave if needed, but there’s a worry that snakes itself around her chest. Temari can’t keep it a secret for long.

The living being inside her, she didn’t want it to exist. She didn’t want to acknowledge it. How did this happen? Or more like, how did she let this happen? She knew perfectly well how it came to be. And she wanted to forget about that just as much.

But putting this secret onto someone which she wouldn’t have instinctually trusted might have been an even worse.

                                    ;;||۞: うちはサスケ :۞||;;

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TEXT MEMES (SOME NSFW).

[text]: did you enjoy the pics? ;)

[text]: send me pictures

[text]: where are you? why aren’t you back yet?

[text]: I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU

[text]: i dont know if this is what i want anymore

[wrong number text]: (muse name) has gone out for the night, i’m all alone ;)

[wrong number text]: i just don’t know if i love them anymore

[wrong number text]: can we forget about last night? don’t tell (muse name) please!

[wrong number text]: i fucked her/him aha ;-) told (muse name) it was just a drunk kiss tho

[text]: i love you so fucking much

[text]: i hate you

[drunk text]: UR SUCH A BITCH I H9 U 

[text]: i cannot stop thinking about you

[text]: i need you. now.

[text]: please respond. im so worried about you

[text]: last night was so GOOD

[text]: what are you wearing? ;)

[text]: is he bigger than me?

[text]: did you sleep with her ?!

[text]: you’re just a slut

[drunk text]: yOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL !!>!

[drunk text]: dont tell (muse name) but theY ARE so hot

[drunk text]: im iss youu

[text]: bed or floor? ;-)

[text]: not to be desperate or anything but im currently home alone and on the verge of jerking myself off to pictures of you. would be better if it was the real you though !

[text]: i want you naked.

[text]: are you going to the party on saturday?

[text]: i want to show you how much i love you

[text]: do you hate me?

[text]: i’m so sorry

[text]: WAS THAT A SEXT

[text]: family dinner tomorrow night, and i’m prolly gonna finger you under the table..

[text]: I just bought new underwear for the sole purpose of you taking it off

[text]: netflix and chill? 

[drunk text]: lveae me alone for 29 minutes !!! jeezss

[text]: damn you looked so good today. kinda wanted to bend you over that table you were leaning on lol 

[text]: where are you i have something you need to fix (its a boner)

send a number for a drabble/starter. they are sorted into categories ;

 CATEGORY ONE; general

‘i can’t sleep’ sex

‘make up’ sex

‘break up’ sex

‘revenge’ sex

‘rebound’ sex

‘i’m bored’ sex

‘curiosity’ sex

‘first time’ sex

‘homecoming/prom night’ sex

‘hotel room’ sex

‘distraction’ sex

‘the condoms are about to expire’ sex

‘anniversary’ sex

‘snuck out of the house to hook-up’ sex

‘post-argument’ sex

‘we’re drunk and horny’ sex

‘comfort’ sex

‘walked in on while naked’ sex

‘to change the subject’ sex

CATEGORY TWO; risky/kinky/strangers

‘i need a place to crash’ sex

‘your friend just told you about a new position’ sex

‘the elevator broke down’ sex

‘end of the world/the world is in chaos’ sex

‘i can’t believe we survived’ sex

‘i caught you masturbating’ sex

‘you caught me masturbating’ sex

‘crotchless underwear is a thing’ sex

‘i’m/your pregnant and horny’ sex

‘we’re in a public place and i just spent the last half hour making you ridiculously aroused’ sex

‘you’re my teacher and i finally seduced you’ sex

‘i’m your teacher and i can’t believe your my student’ sex

‘best friend’s younger sibling who suddenly got hot’ sex

‘i saw a cool scene in a porno and i want to reenact it’ sex

CATEGORY THREE; cheating/assumed cheating

‘everyone thinks we’re banging, so we might as well just do it’ sex

‘we’ve been friends-with-benefits for a long time, and now that one of us is in a relationship, are we going to stop?’ sex

‘randomly hooked up one night and the next monday you walk into my work and i discover that my favourite colleague is actually your husband/wife’ sex

‘one or both of us is in a relationship, but we can’t help it’ sex

‘we’ve both been cheated on by our respective partners, so fuck it’ sex

CATEGORY FOUR; established relationships

‘we just got engaged’ sex

‘i thought you were dead, but you’re not and i can’t believe it’ sex

‘we were childhood sweethearts, and we haven’t seen each other in years’ sex

‘i need to lose my virginity and you’re the only person i want to lose it to’ sex

‘you just walked into my office for a job as my secretary/assistant and we haven’t seen each other in years, but sexual tension is a thing’ sex

‘our families hate each other for (insert reason here) but that doesn’t matter to us’ sex

‘we’re in a dysfunctional, toxic relationship but i still love you more than anything in this world’ sex

CATEGORY FIVE; lgbti+

‘my girlfriend left me with blue balls, and you’re her brother and i’m pretty sure i’m not gay but lets go for it’ sex

‘we pretended to be lesbian lovers to get a creepy guy to stop hitting on us, so we kissed to complete the charade and we both kind of liked it, so…?’ sex

‘you’re my room mate and you’re really hot, but we’re both guys/girls and this is new to me’ sex

‘i’m gay and you’re curious and you asked me to show you what it’s like’ sex

This might be the first part of at least two I plan on doing as the ideas come to me, so feel free to suggest more for the next one!

[text] Do you want to see a haunted house?

[text] Do you believe in ghosts?

[text] I think there’s someone in the house.

[text] I can hear something underneath my bed.

[text] Help me.

[text] Want to play with a Ouija board?

[text] I know it’s late, but I’m scared.

[text] I hear someone walking up the stairs.

[text] Want to hear a scary story?

[text] Know the old hospital? Meet me there at midnight.

[text] Come over, I want to do the Bloody Mary challenge.

[text] Did you hear about that escaped convict?

[text] I swear I just saw someone looking through my window.

[text] Do you see those lights in the sky or am I going crazy?

“Come out, come out, where ever you are…”

“Do you think you can hide from me?”

“I’m not going to hurt you.”

{Text}: You enjoy that shower? You should drop the towel.

{Text}: I know you’re home alone.

“Why don’t you let me inside? I just want to talk.”

“It’s too late for you to be out by yourself.”

{Text}: Good morning. I enjoyed last night, you’re really cute when you sleep.

“Why did you lock the door? Let me in!”

“Ssh, it’s okay! We’re all alone now, no one will bother us out here.”

“You can’t get away from me!”

“I love you…don’t you love me?”

“We were meant to be together, you can’t change that.”

“Please, leave me alone!”

“I don’t know who you are!”

“Wh—where have you brought me?”

“Get away! Don’t touch me!”

“I don’t belong to you!”

He could have killed the girl. There’s no faltering from Hidan in terms of who he would slaughter and massacre in the name of his Lord. No moral ties to say who should or should not die. Only that if possible, those who committed acts of blasphemy were the more favored offerings. He very easily could have cursed her, in any of the moments when she let her emotions pull her into battle with an immortal.

He could have killed her, relished in shared pain of death with her, but he hadn’t. He’d broken her, physically. She’d been broken mentally before he even landed the first blow on her battle hardened body. One that despite this, crumbled easily under his fists. Each blow, he had had complete understanding of. Every bruise, every broken and fractured rib. He understand how it hurt. Even to an extent, he understood the emotional pain that had drove her to him. The loss of Gaara, to the organization to which Hidan was bound, none the less. 

He could have done a lot, but he hadn’t. He’d had more control over his own need for death and ultimate destruction of her. A sin, but one he would repent for. She’d been brought back to Amegakure, to a rather damp room, with the hum of rain heard through walls of metal and stone. It was there in that room that Hidan waited for her to regain a more full state of consciousness despite her wounds. Seated on the ground not far from where he’d settled the battered girl, his purple eyes watching her as his amulet was toyed with between his fingers. Quiet words mumbled to his God as he watched her. 

She knew pain, understood it. The Way of Jashin was practically gnawing at her throat to tell her it was the right path, one to more understanding, to the truth. The core of what Shinobi should be, at least in the eyes of Hidan and any fellow Jashinist amid the hidden villages. Catching sight of movement from her, there’s a grin broadening on the pale immortal’s face, his voice breaking the silence of the room.

But she couldn’t. The headstrong kunoichi may have been fine with accepting death but she would not allow herself to give up so out-rightly. If such a thing were to happen, she didn’t think she’d be able to face her brother in the afterlife. What would he think of her if she left the world in such a pitiful way? She let out a groan that harbored all her hate and distress until now.

Her torso screamed at her not to move, to not even try, but of course she had to. Wherever she might have been, she only knew that she couldn’t stay. Temari tried to analyze as quickly as she could but the effort in trying to open her eyes was agonizing. She had little way of knowing how much immediate danger, if any, she was in by staying put. 

A cold and wet atmosphere surrounded her. It completely contrasted with how her body felt; intensely hot from her overworked nervous system. She was intent on picking up any cues as to her situation. The voice she was met with was unrecognizable at first. But at the sound of profanity she was restored with the memories of how she got to this point of vulnerability. He said she should be dead, so why wasn’t she? Her aching unmovable body left her with only her mind to react. This forced her to be more calm and logical in this sense of defeat.