A Whole Mess

its what she would have wanted

Betty White seeing the finalized cover: "oh this is gonna be so funny" *dies*

that urge to climb the rooftop of ur house. where does it come from.

the gargoyle instinct

wish my life was like a 90's movie where all my friends work in record stores and bookshops and coffee shops and we see really cool bands in small little clubs and get breakfast together and like hang out on roofs and shit

love when guys are short and stout. come here little teapot

Bus drivers who see you running and open their hole are better public servants than any cop.

their what now?

their ‘bussy’ you might say

i might not.

That I am no longer mentally ill picture is me when I'm home and have eaten dinner and am in my warm pajamas

it’s insane how tired I am honestly…like I’m so sexy for still going

god dammit no now they can do too many things like jack off and hit you

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