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nice-wig-janis

i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them

galaxyprincx

@wills-random-fun Is dis you?

wills-random-fun

Hell Yas, xD

officialprincelotor

I’m sorry we can’t all be perfect, you guys try living 10000 years and see if your mental health comes out peachy

wills-random-fun

I've only lived 17 and my mental health isn't anywhere near peachy

peppermintsdicks

when you’re watching a movie and suddenly there’s a forced hetero romance

peppermintsdicks

you do know that gay people exist outside of yaoi, right

half-ace

when some rando leaves homophobic comments on a good relatable joke post

wills-random-fun

New favorite. @galaxyprincx

just-shower-thoughts

Dying is a great way to get people to like you.

wills-random-fun

@just-shower-thoughts this is actually very damaging thought process, please don't post stuff like this

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clpdee

just watched concrete try and fail to fit into this napkin holder for the past five minutes, now he’s just been standing with his front paws in it looking mad and tired

clpdee

are you kidding

sassy-spoon

you named your fucking cat concrete

just-shower-thoughts

Most people have above the average number of legs.

wills-random-fun

@just-shower-thoughts are you okay

otherwindow

i don’t know what’s cooler tbh:

Demon horns being broken halos from when they were angels.

Demons willingly grow their own halos, but never complete the circle to symbolize their rebellion against heaven’s strict order.

otherwindow

In addition to the second one, angels are GIVEN their halos rather than earning them. Demons like Lucifer rebelled for freedom and individuality, thus demon horns all look different compared to an angel’s boring halo.

toloveviceforitself

Horns are useful tools, but if you join them into a circle they become useless badges of authority.

And the thing about wearing a badge is that you become a symbol of someone else. You’re not you, you’re an extension of the entity whose authority you’re borrowing. You can’t be yourself until you ditch it

otherwindow

Here’s a visual representation of angels and demons.

I figure that as angels, their “horns” would glow when connected to become traditional halos. However, this blinds the angel with heavenly light, making the angel rely on God’s guidance.

Angels who break their halos become demons, and willingly grow their horns in obscure shapes so it won’t connect back into a halo. Because the halo no longer blinds them, demons can finally see but can no longer communicate with God for guidance – the light they once gave to heaven now belongs to them, hence demons being proficient with fire allowing them to see in the dark.

Extra notes on horns & halos:

Circular horns (Halos) are smooth and easy for God to “grab” like a chain.

Jagged horns are sharp to the touch and can pierce God.

otherwindow

Crucial notes I forgot to add:

The only way angels can break their own halos is through strong, direct, hard force; rebellious angels willingly fell from heaven, breaking their halos upon hitting our world’s surface. That’s why demons are called “fallen angels”.

The only thing that can hurt God and other angels is another angel, so the shattered remains of a demon’s old halo would be reformed into tridents and pitchforks commonly associated with the devil.

Regretful demons wishing to commune with God again would either try to grow their horns back into a halo, or clasp their hands in prayer to form a circle with their own body mimicking a halo. It would faintly work. These demons would become the first priests, and spread the practice to humans.

dankmemecentral1

screaming-towards-apotheosis

Hey @gallusrostromegalus i feel like you could math this out because, bread Jesus

gallusrostromegalus

That is amazingly confident of you to think I can do math, but let me try.

So, according to the nurtritional info on the back of Broadman Church Brand commuion wafers, a singer wafer/serving is 0.32 grams or 0.0007 lbs. We therefore need 10,000 communion wafers to make about 7lbs.

The Challah loaf on my counter weighs pretty much exactly a pound, so I used that to measure me, and I am about 6 loaves high and 2 wide, but given I’m a short little gremlin, we’ll assume Bread Jesus was about 7 loaves high, making his mass a total of 14 loaves, or 14 lbs.

Therefore, one Bread Jesus is about 20,000 individual communion wafers ($317.40 if you were going to buy the 20 1000-ct boxes) I can’t offer nutrition facts on that mass in communion wafers becuase since the nurtitional value of communion wafers is measured in single servings and thefore legally don’t have measureable calories, but 14 loaves of Challah is about 17,920 calories.

HOWEVER, that’s not what this person is asking. They’ve resumably never heard of the Bread Jesus, and proably want to know how many wafers it takes to consume an Actual Jesus.

So the average height of a Man in Modern Isreal is about 5′9″, but accounting for better nutrition in the modern era, Jesus was probably closer to 5′7″. The “ideal” male BMI for a 5′7″ man is 135lbs, but given The Dude was suffering from ye olde timey malnutrition and starved prior to his death, I’m gonna ballpark him closer to 120. Huh, jesus is smaller than I thought.

(120/7)10,000= 171,429 wafers (rounded up to a whole wafer, you’re not going to be taking halfsies) Which would cost about $ 2,720,578.23 and take you 3287.7 years to eat, if you take one wafer a week at communion.

prince-atom

Sorry, Gallus, you’re off by a factor of 1,000 on the price – it’s going to cost about $2,800 to buy that many wafers in lots of 20,000. That’s assuming you’re leaving part of the last box.

gallusrostromegalus

Yeah I figured I’d mess up somewhere, I haven’t had a formal math class since high school and barely passed that. Still, good to know that consuming an entire Jesus is more affordable than I’d thought!

wills-random-fun

When you find out you're around the same height and weight of Jesus 0.o

dosomethingprettywhileyoucan

Money spell! Reblog to charge it with your intent; the more people see it, the more powerful it becomes. Magic should be fun!

deadgorl

this actually does work the witches of tumblr really are out here doing something lol

NOW THIS MONEY POST I AM HERE FOR

sassysugarnyc-deactivated201904

Yesss November come throughhhhhhh!!

darkcocosb-blog

Reblogging with all my intent and desire.

darkcocosb-blog

I Made $750 For Nothing

theechrysalisamidst

I need a transition and also to not be in abject poverty

earthshaker1217

I too require money.

cornerof5thandvermouth

i need to pay for my best friend’s college course, don’t fail me now

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I feel like a lot of people don’t want to ask questions they have about gender/sexuality to LGBT people because they don’t want to offend them because we talk about cishet people asking stupid or intrusive questions a lot

But actually when you’re questioning it’s really helpful to be able to ask some ‘stupid’ questions although you’re too afraid to

So can y'all LGBTQIA+ people reblog this if you’re totally fine with people asking questions about your gender/sexuality, as long as they do so respectfully

discount-frank-iero-deactivated

Yas go ahead, I’m not the best at answering but I’ll try my best!!

kidkitthekingslayer

The fact that nobody is talking about Secret’s new commercials pisses me off

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This makes me so happy ☺️

iamhannalashay

Yesssss😭 I damn near cried

jaxuhmillion

I LOVE THIS OMFG

taylorzrealm

YOOOOOOOOOOO THATS AMAZING!!!!!

saiasus

trufflebootybuttercream-deactiv

Can someone help me understand I wanna cry to ..I feel something went over my head

writingsandwonders

The woman in the bathroom is trans and is scared that if she comes out of the stall the women that walked in will insult or harass her. but when she comes out they compliment her on her dress instead. The add ends with saying “stress tested for women.” It means Secret is including trans women in their definition of women.

viragon

I have reblogged this three times now, each one mentioning the fact that Secret not only included a trans woman, but that they /had the other women compliment her dress and treat her with respect/. I will reblog this every time I see it because it’s so important. More companies should involve trans people in their marketing - we do exist. Props to Secret for getting in on this movement. It makes me really happy to see more of the trans community represented in daily television.

pokemon-professor-grey-deactiva

Reblog the shit out of this

frenchmytoastie

😭😭😭❣️❣️❣️

shodaw

Let bi boys date girls

superimagery

Who isn’t letting them……

shodaw

Gay boys who see me with a girl and say I shouldn’t be allowed in lgbt spaces because I’m actually really straight

Straight girls who see me as their “gay friend” or who say they don’t care about sexuality but wouldn’t date a boy who’s had sex with a boy

Straight people in general who say “isn’t he really just gay” or telling girls that I’m actually gay and faking it with them

Gay people who say that because I have the option of dating a girl I’m the same as the straight people who oppress our community

Gay people who say I’ll never understand oppression or what it’s like to “actually” be gay

So there’s quite a few people not letting them!!

shodaw

Keep reblogging this post all the comments are people showing how much they hate bisexual people

its-pastel

Biphobes unfollow me, you’re not welcome here. LET👏PEOPLE👏LOVE👏WHO👏THEY👏WANT👏

nightcoremoon

I haven’t seen a post like this for bi boys, only for bi girls. let’s fix that.

chroniclesofachemist

Yeah it’s kinda fucking rude. I’m in a hetero relationship right now, and I get so much shit from people in the LGBT community for not dating ONLY men. It’s incredible how unaccepting the community is most of the time, considering many of us cop shit most of our lives from people outside.

mrcheyl

jehovahhthickness

How I want my bank account to look like by 25.

amemoryofkaye

Claiming it.

clatchetuniversity

Waaaaay up 🙏🏾

muvadiam

11:11am on the receipt.

amethystafrodite

Reblog for prosperity, and success. May you always have what you need.

honeychaigoddess

That’s what I’m saying

stanleighhh

In other words, this is the ATM receipt, reblog and money will come your way.

frankpagmanua-deactivated201712

Doesn’t hurt to try.

eastcoastheartsouthernsoul

Goals by 60 😂😂😂

I've been a busy body!! I'll try to be better from now on, I swear!!!

#busybee #busyboy #self love #selfie

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