Willow

TODAY IS MY LAST DAY OF SCHOOL

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i looked through the notes to see what this was (it’s cyber city oedo 808) and ended up crying laughing at the wikipedia article for it

every so often people start liking and reblogging this post from me, and every time i forget how funny it is until i watch it again. hey bentn. don’t crap ya paants if ya see a vampire out deeah. get lost. you wouldn’t recognize a gaddam vampire if one jumped up and bit you on the end of your fucken dick. So just get off my back.

pros of eating your lunch outside on a nice spring day: feeling the sun, getting vitamin d, hearing birds chirping, watching the bees and the lizards and the squirrels

thats right, baby. smoke that cigarette for me. mommy thinks you can go without showering one more day. stop struggling and let mommy put this harmonica in you mouth. these shots of heroin will help you become the nobel prize winner you were always meant to be <3