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A - Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Surprisingly, he’s pretty good at taking care of you. He isn’t winded after sex, so he has no problem cleaning up and getting you anything you need, but he’s also not gonna leave you as soon as he finishes. He’ll stay with you for a while before cleaning both of you up. Though honestly, a lot of it’s just because he hates feeling gross, and doesn’t want either of you to stay like that for any longer than you have to, especially if you’re gonna go to sleep right after. If he went particularly hard on you, he’ll probably ask if you wanna shower with or after him. Never before him though.

B - Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He likes any part of himself that's more noticeably muscular, so mainly his arms and legs. His arms are a no-brainer, I'm pretty sure everyone has pointed out his biceps at some point or another. And tbf, how could you not. Whenever people bring up this specific hc, it’s about the same reasoning. He likes to choke you, he gets to show off how strong he is,etc etc. Of course I’m inclined to agree, I just feel like I couldn’t really add much that hasn’t already been said dozens of times before. As far as his legs, they generally don’t get as much attention as his biceps, but he’s still really proud of them, largely because of track. I can definitely see him being complimented on his talent as a runner more often than not.

He loooooves your thighs. That’s just generally what he gravitates to most, whether it’s a sex thing or not. He gets super excited if you wear anything that shows them off a little more, and cannot keep his hands off them if he’s driving with you next to him, regardless of what you’re wearing. He likes to rub up on them, squeeze them, hold and caress them, you name it. He likes your ass a lot too.

C - Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Andre doesn’t masturbate a whole lot, (touch on it more in J) so whenever he’s able to get that release, it usually hits him pretty hard. This is only amplified when he’s having sex. His eating habits are plenty healthy and normal, so the consistency and taste is also pretty normal. A little creamy, pretty salty, but it doesn’t taste bad by any means.

D - Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He feels a little bad about this whenever he thinks about it, just because he feels like it might be too weird or like you wouldn't like it, but he’s obsessed with the idea of him being totally in control, particularly if it’s in the context of some kind of military roleplay or something. He’s already a bit of a control freak, and is usually “in charge” during sex, but the idea of him being your superior, and you just being all over him while humping (or even licking) his boots gets him hard beyond belief.

E - Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Cmon. He’s never even been on an actual date before you, let alone have any experience when it comes to sex. Anything he knows comes from whatever porn he’s seen, and most of that comes from magazines rather than videos.

F - Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Pretty basic, but he loves missionary. He loves being able to grip onto your waist and watch your face, getting first-hand confirmation that he’s the one making you feel that good.

G - Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Ehh, depends. He tends to try to come off as more serious in the middle of it, but he’s not above making a quick joke to break the tension. Usually just to make himself feel a little less awkward. But any time he does, it's usually before anything really happens, and he's just trying to get himself more comfortable. But when sex becomes more of a regular thing for him, he gets a little less uptight and might joke around because he has a better idea of what to do. Like, he's more sure of himself, so he's fine with doing what he's “not supposed to”, if that makes sense.

Also, if I could go on a slightly unrelated mini tangent rq. I honestly dk why so many people always cast Andre as this constantly broody, stoic and serious boy. Like yeah, he tends to be slightly more hardened and technical than Cal for the majority of the movie, but there's also PLENTY of scenes where he's just fuckin around for literally no reason lmao. Whatever, it's dumb, rant over lol.

H - Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Ooouuughh I’m gonna act uppp. Just as far as pubic hair, it’s a pretty deep black that’s a bit of a wiry texture, and he tries to keep it fairly tidy so it’s easier to clean and maintain. Buut, he’s got a THICK happy trail aaaaall the way to his lower stomach that he refuses to mess with, saying that it’s part of his “manly essence”. And thank GOD for that. He's also got some softer, more dark brown hair around his chest. It's not a whole lot, but he's proud of it.

I - Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

As a whole, he likes being a bit romantic during sex. He wants to be able to make you feel good, and romance is a big part of that. That being said, there’s plenty of times where he’ll just be trying to blow off some steam, so it’ll be more about that than the personal atmosphere or anything.

J - Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He’s horny most of the time, but he doesn’t really like masturbating too often out of embarrassment. But he also likes how it feels to jerk himself off after a while keeping it in. The lack of consistency also makes it easier for him to last longer.

K - Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Ooh boy, where to start..

Military kink ofc, that’s kind of the only type of roleplay he’s really into.

He loves praise, but only when you’re the one praising him. Not that he dislikes praising you or anything, he just doesn’t get much out of it.

He does like to degrade you a bit though, and he wouldn’t really like it if you said anything degrading to him.

That’s also how he feels about choking. He likes doing it to you, but he’d be annoyed if you did the same.

His scalp is a bit sensitive, so he likes his hair to be played with while in the act, and he’ll LOSE IT if you start pulling on it.

Idk if this really counts, but sometimes, he just needs to get dicked down.

L - Location (favorite places to do the do)

He’s most comfortable doing it in his bedroom, but he doesn't mind doing it in yours either. He just prefers his own since it’s more familiar to him, and that goes for the rest of his house. He’d only ever think about having sex in every other room of his house, he’s a little too anxious to actually go through with it. Except the bathroom, specifically the shower. He’d think about fucking you under the running water right after you both finished up a round not even ten minutes prior, and he wouldn’t be shy about trying to initiate it. Sex in his car is also like. Mandatory.

M - Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Just complimenting him is often more than enough. Also touching him in general, but particularly more sensitive spots like his inner thigh, hair, chest, and neck.

N - No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Pretty much anything he considers unhygienic. So nothing with piss or scat, no ass eating (but he wouldn't mind if you did it to him..), nothing with feet. Like I've said, if you have a pussy, anal is a no go for him. As for things that aren't really “unhygienic”, he'd hate any kind of age play. He really doesn't want you acting like a child while you're having sex, it just makes him feel weird, and it kills his libido almost immediately. He also doesn't like getting degraded in any way, he's not trying to get lectured in the middle of pounding you.

O - Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Generally prefers receiving. A good chunk of the time, he's fine with just sitting back and letting you have at him, but when he's really pent up and horny, he WILL start fucking your face. He's also more than willing to let you know how to suck him off better if you're not doing it properly, or how he likes it. But despite his preference, he'll NEVER turn down the opportunity to give you the same feeling. He's alright at sucking dick, he just can't take a whole lot in his mouth or throat without coughing and gagging. He'd be sooooo good at eating box though. He's a total munch, I know this deep down in my heart to be true. He'd be GRIPPING your thighs as he absolutely devours you, like mmmmpphhh….. He'd love it if you started riding his face too, then he'd KNOW that he's doing a good job 🤤🤤🤤🤤 n his nose rubbing your clit MMMMMMM

P - Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He’ll usually start off pretty slow just to give you time to adjust, but once you let him, he’ll only get faster. He tries to be as precise as possible, focusing on making the both of you feel good, but if he’s more pent up or pissed off, he only cares about himself.

Q - Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

They’re not his favorite and he’s almost never the one to suggest them, but if you ask, he's not gonna turn it down. It’s only every now and again if he’s busy or just can’t have proper sex for whatever reason. He just doesn’t like making a habit out of it.

R - Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He’s pretty open-minded, all things considered. There’s obviously some specific stuff that’s totally off limits to him like I said, but if it isn’t too weird or gross to him, he’ll most likely be willing to try it out. But he’s more okay with it if whatever risk affects you more than it does him.

S - Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

No more than two when you start having sex, but once he gets more used to it, he can end up going for 4 to 5 rounds. It’s kinda capped at 2 or 3 if he’s bottoming though. He makes up for it by being able to last a little longer on average though, at least when he gets used to it. It’s not like he’s done as soon as you pull his pants down when he first starts, but it’s pretty obvious that he was a virgin before you.

T - Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Uuhhhhh probably just a strap, if you don't already have a dick. Perhaps a cock ring for himself….. As a treat….

U - Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He loves teasing you, no matter what. It’s more obvious when he’s just being rough (and a little mean), but even when he’s trying to be more caring and romantic, he’ll almost always take his time when it comes to getting undressed, touching you on your most sensitive areas before just stopping out of nowhere. Shithead behavior.

V - Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

When he tops, any sounds he makes are usually relegated to soft grunts and groans, maybe even a few sighs here and there. But it's a lot harder for him to keep himself quiet if he’s not the one in control.

W - Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Idk how much he'd like a full on threesome with you and Cal, but I feel like he'd be super turned on by the idea of having sex with you while Cal just watches.

X - X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Likeeeeee…… 5-5 ½ inches? Not too exceptional as far as length, but it’s pretty thick. He’s also fairly muscular overall. As I’ve said before, his arms and legs are the most noticeable, and even though he isn’t ripped or anything, his chest is fairly toned.

Y - Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

It goes up a looooot more once you start dating. It was already pretty high before, but once sex becomes part of your guys’ routine, it sort of becomes standard for him. So, he wants it more often.

Z - Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)