relax, you'll live longer

sometimes someone isn’t “toxic,” they’re just “abrasive.” or “mutagenic” or “highly flammable,” and you should always check their material safety data sheet to be sure

i had a joke about orpheus and eurydice but looking back it wasn't a good idea

adult life might be full of pain and suffering but at least we dont have to do PE anymore

The way PE classes are run in the US is a crime. Most of them function more like exercise aversion therapy sessions than exercise classes. Human beings need exercise to maintain not only physical but mental health. PE teaches the kids who are most underserved outside of PE class, who need exercise education the most, to associate exercise with stress, pain, and humiliation.

well anyway *does a one hit KO on a Blissey with fully maxed out HP stats in Pokemon Diamond/Pearl*

are you done yet

hold on its still going

my favourite adhd / general executive dysfunction feeling is when you become very consciously aware that you are bored and there is nothing interesting left on the 5 social media apps you’ve been cycling around for the past hour and finally a small logical part of your brain goes “hey! perhaps at this point it might actually be more fun to do one of the productive things you’ve been putting off!” and you’re this close to going oh huh yeah maybe that's true! and getting up to do some housework or read a book or something when a far louder part of your brain goes “NO WAIT!!!! maybe THIS time when we refresh tumblr.... it will be interesting again” and you’re like "ohhhh right sorry for doubting you boss" & promptly get right back to doing fuck all