🦴 ill will 🦴

as long as i'm not pregnant my life is never at its very worst

"lol if you just look closely you can tell when somethi--" silence nerd, the problem is that i don't want to have to approach everything nice wondering if the devil is trying to deceive me

Can I please come over and look at all your stuff in your room

I'm gonna need an updated version of The Future is a Foreign Land on Spotify, please. I need to hear "a dark fascist regime will be gone." For my mental health 🖤✨

Yes, the death penalty is bad because it hurts innocent people, but it's also bad just because the government shouldn't be allowed to kill guilty people either.

we need non cancerous cigarettes to give to women so they look hot. men get the normal kind

Sorry it's actually ridiculous how "don't criticize women's bodies" has been weaponized into "act like everyone who points out a fucked up beauty standard is crazy and a misogynist because some women adhere to that standard and pretend it's normal"

I had such a great day yesterday. I'm passing the great day onto the next person. you get it, it's yours now

I like when you hear a song that sounds amazing so you look into it more and find out it’s the band’s least favorite song ever like they hated making that shit with every inch of their life and they cite one time where the drummer tried killing themself during one recording session

It's okay to have blatant double standards that favor women

i’m sure it works for some people but the thought of marrying your high school sweetheart from your little hometown without ever experiencing anything without them sounds like a punishment for some unforgivable and inhumane act you carried out in a previous life

The dark fascist regime will be gone