Hey This Is Brendon

not to alarm anyone but we have 2026 next week

My god I wish more people understood this.

never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride

I forgot to feed my abstractions until they starved to death. My bad. I tried to flush their bodies down the toilet but they concretized in the pipes and now my tap water is full of crud.

I hate when I open a drawing app and try drawing something and then it looks bad. to solve this issue instead of opening my drawing app I simply lay down, do nothing, and feel a combination of guilt/shame. this is a skill I am much more practiced at

wait, so it's like gambling?

it appears so!

that's so awesome I really gotta make more art

Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

it sucks that you can only die once and its permanent.. imagine the kinda sex we could be innovating if that wasnt the case

I want to see the fall of LinkedIn during my lifetime

t shirt that says i've misunderstood many social interactions

on the back: please tell me whats going on in a clear and concise manner

seriously just get outside once in a while. i promise it’s worth it. you don’t have to take a walk even. just remember that outside is there

when did “lmao” become shorthand or w/e for “i’m fucking suffering”

lamenting my anguish online