Imaginarium

that guy with unethical kinks who's willing to treat you like property is going to save your life

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat

this had better not alter the Numbers in my bank account

by Talos this can't be happening

For whom the sneef snorfs

We can't jerk off or ibuprofen our way out of this one fellas

*recieves no reply to important email after two days* btw im also the son of a lord

*sees the way an artist draws mouths* Oh, so you’re like HORNY horny.

I Regret To Inform You That It Was I Who Was Horny For Mouths All Along

me, still in bed: i can’t wait to get back to bed

alright i cleaned my glasses surely they will remain unsmudged for at least a few minutes

by talos this cant be happening

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp