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behold, the other funny joke in battleclaw
(here’s the other one)

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battleclaw is an extremely mid show, i wouldn’t recommend it, but it has exactly two funny jokes
1. “In a time of great need, the Chosen One will pull the battleclaw from the stone.” “I’m sorry. I’ll put it back.” (here)
2. “DODGE OFFSCREEN!” (link)
*slams back in here*
“I Can’t Help But Wonder” from Epic the Musical IS SUCH A MAX, JIM, AND STEEL SONG!!!!!
The long-awaited and often dreamed of reunion of a father and a son!! The distance between them carved by their time apart and the hardships they haven’t shared!!! The sorrows!! The joys!! Wanting to see his fucking wife!!! “Go, tell your mother I’m home! I’ll be there in a moment!!”
And Steel as Athena but Jim is urging him in their faded, fleeting shared mindspace-bond to move on. To explore his new bond with Max. To make the world a better place in his stead, for his time is long over.
And then they snap back to their canon places.
AAAAAAA
got two dredd hcs for those who are interested
first hc: "godfather dredd". it's in my heart of hearts that i know that dredd is officially max's godfather. (source: i made it up). obviously steel was the first choice, but he refused because he was too busy being jealous that max and molly were taking up so much of jim's attention.
second hc: "dredd isn't an idiot". so. dredd has seen max mcgrath. he knows that max looks just like a young jim mcgrath. the guy who could generate turbo energy. the guy who married molly ferrus.
hey, uh, what's that max steel guy's gimmick? generating turbo energy? hmmm. and what does he often call forge ferrus? "uncle ferrus"? hmmm. hmmmmm.
dredd isn't an idiot. extroyer, toxzon, or the elementors all either don't have enough information or don't have any interest in finding max steel's secret identity, but dredd does. and importantly, these are clues that he experienced himself, not via any lackeys or proxies.
so yea, its solidly my hc that dredd, regardless of what he chooses to do with the information, has worked out max's secret identity by season two at the latest
related to those hcs (but put in an rb so i can be organized and not embarrased), i have a silly au: "uncle miles au" (i don't have clever names for my aus sorry)
(read more bc it is loooooong)
AAAAAAAAA OH MY GOODNESS!! I GOT SO MANY GAMES IN THIS DIRECT ITS INSANE!!

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got two dredd hcs for those who are interested
first hc: "godfather dredd". it's in my heart of hearts that i know that dredd is officially max's godfather. (source: i made it up). obviously steel was the first choice, but he refused because he was too busy being jealous that max and molly were taking up so much of jim's attention.
second hc: "dredd isn't an idiot". so. dredd has seen max mcgrath. he knows that max looks just like a young jim mcgrath. the guy who could generate turbo energy. the guy who married molly ferrus.
hey, uh, what's that max steel guy's gimmick? generating turbo energy? hmmm. and what does he often call forge ferrus? "uncle ferrus"? hmmm. hmmmmm.
dredd isn't an idiot. extroyer, toxzon, or the elementors all either don't have enough information or don't have any interest in finding max steel's secret identity, but dredd does. and importantly, these are clues that he experienced himself, not via any lackeys or proxies.
so yea, its solidly my hc that dredd, regardless of what he chooses to do with the information, has worked out max's secret identity by season two at the latest
[Currently playing: S2E25]
Mmmmmmm. I don’t like the emphasis on the power source. Something Dredd said about the Turbo Star like a dozen episodes back has been kind of haunting me-
Oop. Max face plant.
IS THAT SHIT TURBO ENERGY BLUE???
i am dying at your tags
[Currently playing: S2 E22]
Jfc I don’t know if I’m ready to write the layers of plans, countermeasures, and contingencies this fucker has. Dredd, you asshole, cease!!
“Turbro, I think one of your internal organs is trying to tell ya something.”
“Yeah, with all the work on the Daedalus Platform, I haven’t had a chance to sit down to a good meal in days.”
——
EXCUSE ME????? DAYS??????
MOLLY WHAT THE FUCK???? ORDER TAKEOUT FOR YOUR FUCKING KID!
Forge, feed your soldier! Jefferson, help a guy out! Literally anybody!! Get that kid some food!! He burns so many calories fighting for his life and you’re making him do manual labor for your Platform on top of that? Without good meals?
I need to write this kid losing his shit in a dozen different ways and I need it yesterday.
I’ve changed my mind about not being ready to write Dredd. The bar keeps dropping, so very helpfully.
had the same reaction to that line.
honestly there’s an argument to be made for molly being emotional neglectful just based off the show up until “torbolt the terrible”. like its one thing for her to be constantly out of the house (especially in episodes like “digital meltdown”, which takes place almost entirely at home over a weekend). and its kinda weird that in “hot zone” molly literally wakes them up early so that they can do a bunch of chores before school (including making her breakfast? that one in particular always bugged me bc max hates super mode why are you making him cook breakfast for you (and just you!) in it). then with “torbolt the terrible” max’s resigned acceptance that he and his big game are less important than his mom’s work is a major red flag.
BUT THEN TWO EPISODES LATER WE SLIDE INTO RIGHT INTO ACTUAL PHYSICAL NEGLECT WITH “YEAH I HAVENT HAD A GOOD MEAL IN DAYS.”
MAX DO NOT SAY THAT LIKE ITS NORMAL. THATS NOT NORMAL!!
How many of these behaviors had roots before Copper Canyon? We have no way of knowing if Max is this resigned and unsurprised because it’s been a year or because it’s been his life.
Is being generous about that worse because it implies their relationship’s been breaking down recently?
Molly, the center of my spinning is a terrible place to be. And that’s when I’m not pissed at a character.
I hope to fucking god Berto shared some of his spoils when he raided Jefferson’s stash at the end of the episode. Max deserves an entire sandwich platter after doing heavy lifting before school, getting poisoned at school, risking his life in a biohazard, and then not having anyone acknowledge he has unmet needs on-screen again.
Get my boy a burger!!! Or maybe something easier on the stomach first. Good mashed potatoes maybe?
i get the impression that the emotional neglect/absentee shit is historical (max never comments on his mom pulling weird hours, and his resignation abt the game reminds me a lot of how muted he was in ep 1), but the physical is new. or at least the severity is new.
i kinda get the impression when molly looks at steel she still sees who he was sixteen years ago. which would be an adult who she can trust to look after max. which, yea, steel would want to do that, but he's not that guy anymore, molly, he's someone different.
Nods nods nods. This tracks. I am kind of wondering what his mom was doing before this last move, then. She jumped into that undercover mission she assigned herself without any kind of rust. I’m a little suspicious about it.
Damn I need to take another look at the first three episodes when this is over. Probably multiple times-
Hold that thought, Naught’s getting his ass beat.
i was this close to suggesting that part of it is bc max looks like his dad but chose not to, so im glad we agree about that.
and oh yea she was def doing spy work pre-canon
honestly max steel is so much fun to rewatch bc 1) you know what's going on, so you can better see the set ups and lies and 2) you get smacked in the face with the character arcs
[Currently playing: S2 E22]
Jfc I don’t know if I’m ready to write the layers of plans, countermeasures, and contingencies this fucker has. Dredd, you asshole, cease!!
“Turbro, I think one of your internal organs is trying to tell ya something.”
“Yeah, with all the work on the Daedalus Platform, I haven’t had a chance to sit down to a good meal in days.”
——
EXCUSE ME????? DAYS??????
MOLLY WHAT THE FUCK???? ORDER TAKEOUT FOR YOUR FUCKING KID!
Forge, feed your soldier! Jefferson, help a guy out! Literally anybody!! Get that kid some food!! He burns so many calories fighting for his life and you’re making him do manual labor for your Platform on top of that? Without good meals?
I need to write this kid losing his shit in a dozen different ways and I need it yesterday.
I’ve changed my mind about not being ready to write Dredd. The bar keeps dropping, so very helpfully.
had the same reaction to that line.
honestly there’s an argument to be made for molly being emotional neglectful just based off the show up until “torbolt the terrible”. like its one thing for her to be constantly out of the house (especially in episodes like “digital meltdown”, which takes place almost entirely at home over a weekend). and its kinda weird that in “hot zone” molly literally wakes them up early so that they can do a bunch of chores before school (including making her breakfast? that one in particular always bugged me bc max hates super mode why are you making him cook breakfast for you (and just you!) in it). then with “torbolt the terrible” max’s resigned acceptance that he and his big game are less important than his mom’s work is a major red flag.
BUT THEN TWO EPISODES LATER WE SLIDE INTO RIGHT INTO ACTUAL PHYSICAL NEGLECT WITH “YEAH I HAVENT HAD A GOOD MEAL IN DAYS.”
MAX DO NOT SAY THAT LIKE ITS NORMAL. THATS NOT NORMAL!!
How many of these behaviors had roots before Copper Canyon? We have no way of knowing if Max is this resigned and unsurprised because it’s been a year or because it’s been his life.
Is being generous about that worse because it implies their relationship’s been breaking down recently?
Molly, the center of my spinning is a terrible place to be. And that’s when I’m not pissed at a character.
I hope to fucking god Berto shared some of his spoils when he raided Jefferson’s stash at the end of the episode. Max deserves an entire sandwich platter after doing heavy lifting before school, getting poisoned at school, risking his life in a biohazard, and then not having anyone acknowledge he has unmet needs on-screen again.
Get my boy a burger!!! Or maybe something easier on the stomach first. Good mashed potatoes maybe?
i get the impression that the emotional neglect/absentee shit is historical (max never comments on his mom pulling weird hours, and his resignation abt the game reminds me a lot of how muted he was in ep 1), but the physical is new. or at least the severity is new.
i kinda get the impression when molly looks at steel she still sees who he was sixteen years ago. which would be an adult who she can trust to look after max. which, yea, steel would want to do that, but he's not that guy anymore, molly, he's someone different.
i think my favorite ff14 narrative gimmick is that the savage raid unlocks are explicitly just the WOL having adhd daydreams about the cool shit they've done. the omega raids are even explicitly about cid trying to put on an ASMR tibetan meditation spotify playlist to calm them down but the WOL is unmedicated so it really only makes the problem worse
All of theseare great like
Wtf am I supposed to reblog?

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[Currently playing: S2 E22]
Jfc I don’t know if I’m ready to write the layers of plans, countermeasures, and contingencies this fucker has. Dredd, you asshole, cease!!
“Turbro, I think one of your internal organs is trying to tell ya something.”
“Yeah, with all the work on the Daedalus Platform, I haven’t had a chance to sit down to a good meal in days.”
——
EXCUSE ME????? DAYS??????
MOLLY WHAT THE FUCK???? ORDER TAKEOUT FOR YOUR FUCKING KID!
Forge, feed your soldier! Jefferson, help a guy out! Literally anybody!! Get that kid some food!! He burns so many calories fighting for his life and you’re making him do manual labor for your Platform on top of that? Without good meals?
I need to write this kid losing his shit in a dozen different ways and I need it yesterday.
I’ve changed my mind about not being ready to write Dredd. The bar keeps dropping, so very helpfully.
had the same reaction to that line.
honestly there’s an argument to be made for molly being emotional neglectful just based off the show up until “torbolt the terrible”. like its one thing for her to be constantly out of the house (especially in episodes like “digital meltdown”, which takes place almost entirely at home over a weekend). and its kinda weird that in “hot zone” molly literally wakes them up early so that they can do a bunch of chores before school (including making her breakfast? that one in particular always bugged me bc max hates super mode why are you making him cook breakfast for you (and just you!) in it). then with “torbolt the terrible” max’s resigned acceptance that he and his big game are less important than his mom’s work is a major red flag.
BUT THEN TWO EPISODES LATER WE SLIDE INTO RIGHT INTO ACTUAL PHYSICAL NEGLECT WITH “YEAH I HAVENT HAD A GOOD MEAL IN DAYS.”
MAX DO NOT SAY THAT LIKE ITS NORMAL. THATS NOT NORMAL!!
[Currently playing: S2 E20]
Oh. Oh we’re a minute in and this little guy is great. Give me six more of him immediately.
Also yaaay!! More Butch moments. Glad we get to see him in his element.
…oh my god this is great!!
Seeing Max use his baseline fitness to run circles around his classmates feels so unfair, but he is doing his best. And he’s having fun with his friend!! Good for him. I’m glad to see him being a teen and getting to prioritize time for himself. I just hope it doesn’t devolve into a jealousy plot w/ Butch or smth. So far Butch is taking it really well. Hyping Max tf up. It’s so sweet. I’d hate to see it immediately soured, y’know?
She can’t??? Take an extended dinner break to come watch her son’s first game????
Molly what the fuck is your role in getting that Platform thing made? That sounds like a tech person thing and even if you’re in charge of logistics or supervising operations or whatever you can still set aside like, half an hour to catch the last of it.
Better late than not there at all.
Honestly? It’s probably good for Kirby and Syd to see him busy with an excuse that has backing.
Also TORBOLT (Turbolt??) JUST HIT THE FUCKING BRICKS, MAN!!!! PRETEND TO BE DESTROYED AND BAAAAIIL!!! THEY DON’T DESERVE YOU!!!
Oh my god football is so good for Max. It’s got camaraderie and it’s fun and it’s helping him reacquaint himself with where he should be at physically when squaring up as a civilian.
But FUCK I CALLED IT. Butch isn’t even being bitter about it. He’s just sad. Awwwwww. He just pushed Kirby out of my top five.
Sorry I doubted you, Max. You had it.
I went back to double-check and I was right the first time. GO TORBOLT!!! YES, KING!!!!
I hope we see him again. He’s a delight.
OH YEA THIS IS A BIG “WHAT THE FUCK MOLLY” EPISODE
MOLLY YOU CAN TAKE TWO HOURS OFF TO WATCH YOUR ONLY SON’S FOOTBALL GAME.
MOLLY DO YOU HEAR HOW CRUSHED HE IS? HOW RESIGNED HE IS?
but yea torbolt’s great i love him
[Currently playing: S2 E18]
Oh, damn. Our first speedbump. I’m surprised it took this long to hit a plotline I dislike.
Then again, “impersonate the heroes to fuck with their reputations” plans are more of a staple in shows than I’d like.
Imma skim it.
Oh Steelcon sounds so cool!! I wonder if Max and Steel go—
THE FUCK YOU MEAN NTEK BOUGHT EXTROYER’S DISGUISE???
The general public is one thing. But you see Max Steel up close and personal on the daily. This is embarrassing.
Damn, they got arrested?? Prison is their alibi now I guess.
…did anyone even tell his mom?
would his mom even be home to care?
its interesting that this is the first ep you dislike. the first one i couldn’t stand is s2e8 (which sucks bc steel and ven-ghan’s scenes in that ep are very important! thats the ep that makes vengie see steel in a new light! thats the ep where vengie says ‘you turned on ja’em mk’rah’ and steel answers ‘no jim perished during an experiment’!). anyway ill spare you my whole spiel abt that.
for “me myself and extroyer”, i find the episode does enough well that i don’t mind it. am i rolling my eyes at how extreme they make the public’s reactions? yes. however, the continuity and characterization are p solid. continuity-wise, the max steel movie returns from “lights camera max”, as does max’s stage fright from “full metal racket”. characterization-wise, i love that, while steel is talking a mile a minute in his head, he is still respecting max’s request to give the speech. similarly, i love the reinforcement that max is somewhat uncomfortable with hero worship while steel drinks it up.
i also liked the ‘prison as an alibi’ premise. its a fairly unique twist on the ‘villain steals identity’ plot—typically the hero either evades arrest or breaks out of jail or goes undercover and brings the villain to justice themself.
also, again, the characterization.
max respects authority (with the occasional exception of forge’s), that’s a pretty reoccurring trait, but his arrest challenges that by asking: ‘do you still respect authority even when you know its wrong? even when that wrongness is negatively impacting you?’ and max’s answer is a disgruntled ‘yes’, which is fascinating. there’s very few protagonists that wouldn’t answer ‘no’ to that question.
there’s nothing new revealed about steel’s relationship with authority. its well-established that steel hates authority, so obviously he’s proposing bombastic break out plans and casually gliding between the cell bars. what is notable, however, is that he’s again respecting max’s decisions/autonomy. in s1 if steel wanted to do something and max didn’t, steel would just go off and do it anyway, sometimes forcing max along. but max decides ‘we’re not breaking out’ and so steel… doesnt. he’s not passive—again, see him slipping in and out of their cell and annoying max with the harmonica—but he doesn’t just ignore max and do what he wants. i love steel’s character development ❤️
this episode calls attention to how amicable the cops and max steel are. there’s some of that in the park sequence: specifically the bit where, as max is struggling out of his own crater and preparing to pursue extroyer, one of the cops grabs max, tells him to take a break, and forces him into the festivities, letting the police handle extroyer. but its really obvious with how they treat max and steel during their arrest and time in prison. these guys know what max steel is capable of, they’re picking them up as a suspect from a bank robbery, but their attitude is so relaxed. trusting. the cuffs dont fit on strength mode? ‘hey, do you mind?’ ‘oh yea sure’. thats not the tone i’d expect if they were seriously considering max a threat on a ‘spree of wanton destruction’, as the news puts it. (also the cuffing in general feels like such a formality. like everyone there prolly knows that those cuffs wouldn’t hold max if he seriously tried to break ‘em, but theyre all playing along anyway). even once theyre actually in prison, their security is so lax. like they didnt even know max took down the door (nor do they care once they find out).
and i like it cuz the trust feels deserved. forge doesn’t care about max and steel’s day-to-day heroics, aside from the initial grief he gives them for being in the news. the general public only knows about what gets reported in said news. but max and steel have been helping these cops for around a year now, often without news coverage. so yea, of course if max says he’ll comply with the arrest, they’ll take him at his word.
also, the gag of max accidentally taking down the cell door and going “oh sorry my bad”, then propping the bars back up will never not make me laugh.
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