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I keep thinking about that scene in âSecret Identity Crisisâ where Max couldâve been outed for sure if Dredd had just siphoned from him on that bus. Like, thereâs no coming back from that, holo bots or not. Itâs wraps for anyoneâs plausible deniability.
AU where Max Steelâs secret identity doesnât last a week. And all the many, many consequences that entails.
i love that the only reason max isnt outed in canon is bc dredd is absolutely confident who he is the moment he lays eyes on him. heâs 100% correct but damn. good thing he looks just like his dad (well bad thing really since thats why dredd made the connection instead of like. deciding to hold the bus hostage to lure max steel out.)
(also i love using the end of that ep as one of the things syd cites when sheâs like âyea i figured out your secret identity via logicâ. specifically the whole âmax steel will go out of his way to save everyoneâŚ. except max mcgrath, who had to climb his way back up after being flung off a bridge.â)
I have an idea and all it cost me was taking ten thousand screenshots of the kids on that bus to get an accurate head count.
Who all move around a lot between shots, by the way. Like, a lot.
We have Butch and Sydney, plus Kirby whoâs never in any shots heâs not the focus of. As well as nine Npc students (eleven if we count the two who donât appear more than once, but Iâm not gonna) and the bus driver who fainted when Dredd arrived that we never see regain consciousness.
But weâll get back to them.
you know who also played himself? forge
if he had waited like five minutes to lecture max and steel (or done it on the jet instead) he would not have ended up with a stubborn group of teenagers to deal with. truly a fumble of epic proportions.
would he even take them to a proper n-tek base for training or would he get them set up elsewhere? after all, while the sims in the base are really useful, letting them know where it is is extra intel he doesn't have to give them.
Forgeâs need to reprimand his nephew for putting himself in danger has just landed him with a massive headache. Karma is real.
Those kids are never going to see a proper NTek base if he can help it. Forge isnât taking them seriously and as such they get no clearance until the world is literally ending. Since thatâs not happening yet, a warehouse to do drills in will suffice.
Berto and Steel get to have fun making more covert weapons for these kids to carry after they have enough training to prove they can be trusted not to blow their own limbs off.
I donât have names for these kids but I do have roles I want to assign them:
got two dredd hcs for those who are interested
first hc: "godfather dredd". it's in my heart of hearts that i know that dredd is officially max's godfather. (source: i made it up). obviously steel was the first choice, but he refused because he was too busy being jealous that max and molly were taking up so much of jim's attention.
second hc: "dredd isn't an idiot". so. dredd has seen max mcgrath. he knows that max looks just like a young jim mcgrath. the guy who could generate turbo energy. the guy who married molly ferrus.
hey, uh, what's that max steel guy's gimmick? generating turbo energy? hmmm. and what does he often call forge ferrus? "uncle ferrus"? hmmm. hmmmmm.
dredd isn't an idiot. extroyer, toxzon, or the elementors all either don't have enough information or don't have any interest in finding max steel's secret identity, but dredd does. and importantly, these are clues that he experienced himself, not via any lackeys or proxies.
so yea, its solidly my hc that dredd, regardless of what he chooses to do with the information, has worked out max's secret identity by season two at the latest
related to those hcs (but put in an rb so i can be organized and not embarrased), i have a silly au: "uncle miles au" (i don't have clever names for my aus sorry)
(read more bc it is loooooong)
*eats slice* This is the funniest thing he could possibly do with this information. Incredible work.
Not Miles Dredd being a more prominent figure than his own mother if this goes on long enough to overlap with the building of the Daedalus platform.
Like, Max and Steel kinda hoping to get this situation to collapse in on itself naturally by inviting Uncle Miles over for dinner only for his mom to text that sheâs going to be staying late again. So now itâs just the three of them talking about what TV shows Steelâs been binging and how Milesâ sheâll companies are doing over takeout that Miles paid for.
And hey, if Uncle Miles is gonna blackmail them into keeping him in their civilian lives, they should be allowed to spend his money! Heâs got enough to fund all his evil schemes still, surely he can afford it.
Dredd got that piece of the Turbo Star instead of Max Steel the other day? Not something they can talk about, but Steel been feeling real low lately, Uncle Miles. Can we go to the pier and lose, I donât know, five hundred dollars on rigged carnival games? And get snacks? And see a movie afterwards?
Spins forever. I wonder what Jimâs gonna think about this.
yes! you get it!!! and not only do they get the satisfaction of wasting a bunch of dredd's money, but they also had a good time. truly a win-win.
Not Miles Dredd being a more prominent figure than his own mother if this goes on long enough to overlap with the building of the Daedalus platform.
oh of course it goes on that long, you kidding? i can't possibly pass up the opportunity for uncle miles to be the only one of max's relatives to show up to his big football game. think of the emotional damage!
(and maybe it drives a bit of a wedge between max and his mom/uncle, because he knows that what they're doing is important, he does! but thats a harder pill to swallow when there's someone willing to actually take the time to support him)
(dredd is eating this up btw. he's not even trying to actively turn max against the ferruses--they're doing that just by being themselves! he just wishes it felt more satisfying)
plus, if this is going on in the bg of s2, miles can vaguely talk about all the n-tek secrets that he thinks max and steel would find really interesting. nothing too obvious, wouldn't want them thinking he's trying to "twist the narrative" or something crass like that, but enough to get them digging. they're good at that, they'll find the truth all on their own.
Spins forever. I wonder what Jimâs gonna think about this.
Jim is definitely the first one to actually find out, and he also doesn't know what to think about this. He's got Forge and Molly warning him that Miles changed after The Accident. That he's turned into a despicable, wicked man. That heâs the reason for the Makino returning to Earth. And Max and Steel agree and specifically warn Jim about his ability to siphon TURBO energy.
But then he runs into "Uncle Miles" and he seems... normal? He's just as dramatic as Jim remembers, though his sarcasm has more bite to it. He dresses the sameâhis suits are still just as gothic as ever. Heâs thrilled to see Jim in his own, obfuscated way. And, in spite of the warnings Max and Steel themselves gave him, they donât seem at all concerned. If anything, they seem comfortable, like this is something that happens all the time. Based on the way the three of them banter, it likely is.
He doesnât know which âMilesâ is the real one. He wants to say itâs this one, the one thatâs so close to the man he remembers, butâŚ
âWhy did you destroy the Defense Grid, Miles?â
Max immediately tenses up, Steel darting to float in front of his chest. Theyâre looking between Jim and Miles. For the first time all afternoon they look worried.
Milesâs expression hardens. His head tilts, considering, before quickly being swept away by a coy grin. âWhat can I say? The Elementors offered me quite the good deal.â
...He's goading him. The thought strikes Jim before even the anger could. The mannerisms are different, colder, but Jim recognizes that tone. Whatever part of his statement was the truthâand, if the others were correct, it may very well be all of itâhe was trying to distract from it by getting Jim mad.
But he's not as easy to bait as Forge or Steel. He shook his head. "That makes no sense. The Elementors hated your guts.â
The smirk on Milesâs face tightens. âYour guts, perhaps. We had a mutually beneficial relationship." He makes a show of checking the time before languidly standing up. He steps behind Max, sets his hands on his shoulders, ignores the glare that generates. "Maxwell can tell you all about it. In the mean time, I've got places to be, plots to scheme." He pats Max's shoulder twice before finally pulling away. "Ta-ta, kiddums!"
Jim lets him run away. They'd see each other again, he knew. In the meantime, he's got some research to complete.
I was nodding along and had a bunch of thoughts to type up but then I hit the forkful at the bottom and immediately jumped tracks.
Because itâs occurred to me that Jim breaching their fragile little truce made Max feel unsafe instantly. Like he and Steel had never dared to push like that, or at least havenât for a good long while. They did get comfortable. And it makes me wonder just how far that goes.
The thing I love the most about secret identities and âopen secretâ identities is that I get to ask all sorts of fun questions.
We know Max McGrath has a warm-seeming relationship with his Uncle Miles. That, even if he claims not to like the guy, he does still hang out with him and ask him for things and tell him about school problems. (Mostly because thatâs never come back to bite him in a fight because of how much respect they both have for that hard line.)
We know Max Steel is enemies with Dredd. The whole fucking town knows that. Theyâre throwing each other across the block and seem like textbook mortal enemies. Diametrically opposed. If you see them together on the other side of the street you shouldâve evacuated ten minutes ago.
What is Max Steelâs relationship with Miles Dredd?
At a glance, thatâs a civilian. If Max Steel started beefing with him on a random street corner, people would assume the guy did something wrong and would side with their hero. Obviously.
Thereâs a problem, though. His association with Max McGrath.
You know if Max Steel ever has visible beef with âUncle Milesâ that Sydney will be blowing up Maxâs phone within the hour to find out what the fuck that was about. Sheâll ask all kinds of questions that will stray too close to the truth, dangerously so. To say nothing of what people would think of the McGraths as a whole. Is THI really turning over a new leaf if its CEOâs son is associating with that sort of people still?
So, if Uncle Miles is ever catching strays during an Extroyer rampage or about to get his face melted by some Toxzon goop monsters, Max Steel will of course save him. And whisper that Dredd got caught lacking as he does so.
On the flip side, Dredd can backhand Max McGrath into a wall and nobody will think twice. Less than a dozen people were there to witness their little chat on that school bus. People probably wrote it off as the guy being insane. I mean, he singled out Butch first too and nothingâs ever come of that either.
You know who would care of Dredd ever singles out a civilian too hard? Other baddies. If Dredd ever shows too much interest in Max McGrath the Ultralinks, at least, might start to poke around. Weâve seen Mega Elementor do that.
It probably never happens because Max will take any chance he has to slip away and give twice as good as he got after he drops Camo mode, but thinking about it is pretty funny. Just Dredd hamming it up while he lets this little nobody run off so that Max and Steel have time to change and fly in from a different angle. Or not even looking at Max as he does whatever evil shit heâs doing.
Thatâs three out of four matches where both have incentives not to hurt each other. Double civilians, hero + civilian, and villain + alleged nobody. Thatâs a good chunk of time where theyâre not swinging on each other. Hell, they play nice for half of them!
Of course Max and Steel got comfortable!! They have rules, they have their roles.
And Jim McGrath just kicked their line in the sand in the middle of a fucking Dennyâs.
What are Max and Steel supposed to do but square up?? Dad, what was that??? Jim are you out of your mind, there are people around. Thatâs not how this works.
Dredd has a lot of reasons to be huffy about that. He shouldâve known Jim McGrath would start giving his son ideas. Heâs never been one to bow to the status quo, not like his son. Molly failed her boy that way, starving him for normalcy enough that little Max would take handouts from the wrong sort just for a taste of it.
Jim is right about one thing. Miles Dredd canât go on without deciding what sort of man he is. What good is power in the hands of a man that falters in his conviction?
Good old Jim, always helping Miles get his head on straight. Heâll regret this. Dreddâs sure of it.
And Jim McGrath just kicked their line in the sand in the middle of a fucking Dennyâs.
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A block of cheddar cheese (no knife, just teeth)
Cereal with water because the milk is gone
A singular, unwashed apple
Just a handful of ice cubes
Bread slice soaked in tap water because they âwanted it softerâ
Pickles dipped in sugar because âit needed somethingâ
A mug of shredded cheese, microwaved into a single rubbery mass
Half a stick of butter like itâs a protein bar
Instant ramen dry, seasoning packet poured straight into mouth
A tortilla. Just⌠a plain tortilla. Folded like itâs something more
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I keep thinking about that scene in âSecret Identity Crisisâ where Max couldâve been outed for sure if Dredd had just siphoned from him on that bus. Like, thereâs no coming back from that, holo bots or not. Itâs wraps for anyoneâs plausible deniability.
AU where Max Steelâs secret identity doesnât last a week. And all the many, many consequences that entails.
i love that the only reason max isnt outed in canon is bc dredd is absolutely confident who he is the moment he lays eyes on him. heâs 100% correct but damn. good thing he looks just like his dad (well bad thing really since thats why dredd made the connection instead of like. deciding to hold the bus hostage to lure max steel out.)
(also i love using the end of that ep as one of the things syd cites when sheâs like âyea i figured out your secret identity via logicâ. specifically the whole âmax steel will go out of his way to save everyoneâŚ. except max mcgrath, who had to climb his way back up after being flung off a bridge.â)
I have an idea and all it cost me was taking ten thousand screenshots of the kids on that bus to get an accurate head count.
Who all move around a lot between shots, by the way. Like, a lot.
We have Butch and Sydney, plus Kirby whoâs never in any shots heâs not the focus of. As well as nine Npc students (eleven if we count the two who donât appear more than once, but Iâm not gonna) and the bus driver who fainted when Dredd arrived that we never see regain consciousness.
But weâll get back to them.
you know who also played himself? forge
if he had waited like five minutes to lecture max and steel (or done it on the jet instead) he would not have ended up with a stubborn group of teenagers to deal with. truly a fumble of epic proportions.
would he even take them to a proper n-tek base for training or would he get them set up elsewhere? after all, while the sims in the base are really useful, letting them know where it is is extra intel he doesn't have to give them.
"I'm fine, Steel. Let's go again. I was so close that time!"
And a slice to go with it because why not?
ââ
Thereâs laughter. Thatâs the first thing that reaches Max through the haze heâs drifting in. Childrenâs delighted shrieks and friendly taunts.
He opens his eyes.
Blue.
got two dredd hcs for those who are interested
first hc: "godfather dredd". it's in my heart of hearts that i know that dredd is officially max's godfather. (source: i made it up). obviously steel was the first choice, but he refused because he was too busy being jealous that max and molly were taking up so much of jim's attention.
second hc: "dredd isn't an idiot". so. dredd has seen max mcgrath. he knows that max looks just like a young jim mcgrath. the guy who could generate turbo energy. the guy who married molly ferrus.
hey, uh, what's that max steel guy's gimmick? generating turbo energy? hmmm. and what does he often call forge ferrus? "uncle ferrus"? hmmm. hmmmmm.
dredd isn't an idiot. extroyer, toxzon, or the elementors all either don't have enough information or don't have any interest in finding max steel's secret identity, but dredd does. and importantly, these are clues that he experienced himself, not via any lackeys or proxies.
so yea, its solidly my hc that dredd, regardless of what he chooses to do with the information, has worked out max's secret identity by season two at the latest
related to those hcs (but put in an rb so i can be organized and not embarrased), i have a silly au: "uncle miles au" (i don't have clever names for my aus sorry)
(read more bc it is loooooong)
*eats slice* This is the funniest thing he could possibly do with this information. Incredible work.
Not Miles Dredd being a more prominent figure than his own mother if this goes on long enough to overlap with the building of the Daedalus platform.
Like, Max and Steel kinda hoping to get this situation to collapse in on itself naturally by inviting Uncle Miles over for dinner only for his mom to text that sheâs going to be staying late again. So now itâs just the three of them talking about what TV shows Steelâs been binging and how Milesâ sheâll companies are doing over takeout that Miles paid for.
And hey, if Uncle Miles is gonna blackmail them into keeping him in their civilian lives, they should be allowed to spend his money! Heâs got enough to fund all his evil schemes still, surely he can afford it.
Dredd got that piece of the Turbo Star instead of Max Steel the other day? Not something they can talk about, but Steel been feeling real low lately, Uncle Miles. Can we go to the pier and lose, I donât know, five hundred dollars on rigged carnival games? And get snacks? And see a movie afterwards?
Spins forever. I wonder what Jimâs gonna think about this.
yes! you get it!!! and not only do they get the satisfaction of wasting a bunch of dredd's money, but they also had a good time. truly a win-win.
Not Miles Dredd being a more prominent figure than his own mother if this goes on long enough to overlap with the building of the Daedalus platform.
oh of course it goes on that long, you kidding? i can't possibly pass up the opportunity for uncle miles to be the only one of max's relatives to show up to his big football game. think of the emotional damage!
(and maybe it drives a bit of a wedge between max and his mom/uncle, because he knows that what they're doing is important, he does! but thats a harder pill to swallow when there's someone willing to actually take the time to support him)
(dredd is eating this up btw. he's not even trying to actively turn max against the ferruses--they're doing that just by being themselves! he just wishes it felt more satisfying)
plus, if this is going on in the bg of s2, miles can vaguely talk about all the n-tek secrets that he thinks max and steel would find really interesting. nothing too obvious, wouldn't want them thinking he's trying to "twist the narrative" or something crass like that, but enough to get them digging. they're good at that, they'll find the truth all on their own.
Spins forever. I wonder what Jimâs gonna think about this.
Jim is definitely the first one to actually find out, and he also doesn't know what to think about this. He's got Forge and Molly warning him that Miles changed after The Accident. That he's turned into a despicable, wicked man. That heâs the reason for the Makino returning to Earth. And Max and Steel agree and specifically warn Jim about his ability to siphon TURBO energy.
But then he runs into "Uncle Miles" and he seems... normal? He's just as dramatic as Jim remembers, though his sarcasm has more bite to it. He dresses the sameâhis suits are still just as gothic as ever. Heâs thrilled to see Jim in his own, obfuscated way. And, in spite of the warnings Max and Steel themselves gave him, they donât seem at all concerned. If anything, they seem comfortable, like this is something that happens all the time. Based on the way the three of them banter, it likely is.
He doesnât know which âMilesâ is the real one. He wants to say itâs this one, the one thatâs so close to the man he remembers, butâŚ
âWhy did you destroy the Defense Grid, Miles?â
Max immediately tenses up, Steel darting to float in front of his chest. Theyâre looking between Jim and Miles. For the first time all afternoon they look worried.
Milesâs expression hardens. His head tilts, considering, before quickly being swept away by a coy grin. âWhat can I say? The Elementors offered me quite the good deal.â
...He's goading him. The thought strikes Jim before even the anger could. The mannerisms are different, colder, but Jim recognizes that tone. Whatever part of his statement was the truthâand, if the others were correct, it may very well be all of itâhe was trying to distract from it by getting Jim mad.
But he's not as easy to bait as Forge or Steel. He shook his head. "That makes no sense. The Elementors hated your guts.â
The smirk on Milesâs face tightens. âYour guts, perhaps. We had a mutually beneficial relationship." He makes a show of checking the time before languidly standing up. He steps behind Max, sets his hands on his shoulders, ignores the glare that generates. "Maxwell can tell you all about it. In the mean time, I've got places to be, plots to scheme." He pats Max's shoulder twice before finally pulling away. "Ta-ta, kiddums!"
Jim lets him run away. They'd see each other again, he knew. In the meantime, he's got some research to complete.
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