The Truth is Out There

Anxiety attacks can take different forms, such as:

Unpredictable bouts of rage or irritability

Nit-pickiness (obsessive behavior, which may be a part of OCD), and even a hypersensitivity to disarray, chaos, or any sort of change

Fast-talking, stuttering, stumbling over words

Not talking at all

Sitting rigid, staring into space, almost seeming “zoned out”

1. Jesus had dreads.

2. Jesus was on the vegetarian spectrum, they were presbyterian, that’s why they’re associated with the fish symbol.

3. the Last Supper was the final ball.

4. Jesus was petty chopped by the Romans.

5. Judas was a power bottom, and this was the main source of conflict between him and Jesus.

6. Jesus was an Carpenter which was the thot profession at the time for men.

7. The 12 Disciples where actually a House, which is referred to as House of Jesus.

8. Mary Magdalene was a beard for Jesus, and one of his main hunties. 

9. Jesus was a known stunt queen, they’re most beloved antics included walking on water, serving fish, turning water into moscato, raising Lazarus for the notes.

10. Jesus would shop at H&M, if they were alive today.

11.  Jesus was the first to serve body.

She literally told Chris people make fun of him behind his back to make him feel bad??? 

She wouldn’t shut the fuck up about how tragic and awful Chris’s best friend’s DEATH was despite him pleading with her to stop reminding him.

You’re damn right I’m gonna talk about her mega grudge ok so let’s get this straight, she ASKS him to let her choose to sacrifice herself for him. And when he takes her up on it, and they both survive she decides later actually I’m pissed you tried to kill me, and proceeds to do nothing when presented with an easy task to save Chris’s life.

Homies you can “she has a right to be mad” and “that’s a normal human response” me all you want I wouldn’t stand by doing nothing if my worst fuckin enemy was outside that door much less someone I cared about.

And its definitely not ok that she watched him get his head ripped off and saw his eyes dim as it hit the ground with about as much emotion as a stale can of tuna fish alright alright alright?

She’s also waaaaaaay too eager to throw Emily to the Wendigo, especially with zero proof her bite was harmful.  And I’m not excusing Mike either, but the “Oh my god just get out” was just. ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)

“Ahhh you’re thirsty for Chris, you’re probably jealous.”  That is correct lol moving on.

wHO WEARS TIGHTS UNDER SHORTS IN A SNOW STORM??