The scream always takes me out 🤣

Ok but whys the Grinch so thicc

i have an announcement to make. i’m the first human

Transcript: Why does this shit always ha - every time I go to the beach, some fuckin mollusk or dead thing pulls up. Are you at least alive? I mean, I don’t remember you being on my towel, so I’m gonna [pokes the crab] oh! wait [pokes it again] Oh! Big boy. [gasps as the crab runs away] He’s a fa - what the fuck? Does he - live in the sea? [gasps]

This is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve seen in weeks.

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

i ca;nt bleiev clowns r real.;;; wha tthe fuck….

DID YOU JUST DISCOVER MIRRORS?

SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ve been here! There a truck stop and a diner. In the women’s bathroom there’s a fully clothed statue and if you try to pull down the pants, an alarm sounds in the whole diner.

Reading this post is like having a stroke.

Hard to believe this is the setup for a porn, and not an Oscar nominated film

To say that caption was not what I was expecting would be an understatement.

bro do u really have to circle it when it’s the only thing in the picture

That’s it’s aura

Not to be dramatic but where the fuck is my boyfriend!? I feel like I should have one by now..