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Calum Hood
Fics:
Secrets - poly!bi!cake (on loverofcashton)**
A blurb where Calum and reader are in a secret relationship with Luke. (fem!reader)
Tonight is about you, Babyboy - poly!bi!cashton**
A blurb where poly!cashton are in a secret relationship. Ashton is a horny man. (nb!reader)
Drabbles:
âIâm pretty sure theyâre my soulmateâ - Calum Hood (genderless!reader)
âIâd rather live in the woods with you than in a mansion with some girl I barely knowâ - Calum Hood (fem!reader) ~â˘
âyou always do this!â âwake me up when itâs over,â - Calum Hood (fem!reader) ~
âItâs her isnât it?â âItâs always been her,â - Calum Hood (fem!reader) ~
secret relationship is outed - Calum Hood (fem!reader) ~â˘
âis that a drawing of me?â âwow youâre photogenic,â âquick, kiss me!â - Calum Hood (fem!reader) â˘
Michael Clifford
Fics:
New Hair - Michael Clifford â˘
A blurb about reader shaving her head and being scared to show Michael while heâs on tour. (fem!reader)
Drabbles:
âdarling I love you and all, but please step out of the kitchen.â - poly!bi!mashton (fem!reader) â˘
âare you flirting with me?â - Michael Clifford (fem!reader) â˘
âyou just threw four years of friendship out the window,â - Michael Clifford (fem!reader) ~â˘
âyou look better in my clothes than I doâ âis that my shirt?â - Michael Clifford (non binary!reader) â˘
Luke Hemmings
Fics:
Secrets - poly!bi!cake **
A blurb about Calum and reader are in a secret relationship with Luke. (fem!reader)
Drabbles:
Ashton Irwin
Fics:
Tonight is about you, Babyboy - poly!bi!cashton**
A blurb where poly!cashton are in a secret relationship. Ashton is a horny man. (nb!reader)
Drabbles:
âIâm so proud of youâ - Ashton Irwin (genderless!reader) â˘
âdarling I love you and all, but please step out of the kitchen.â - poly!bi!mashton (genderless!reader) â˘
âim sorry that Iâm not enough for you.â - Ashton Irwin (fem!reader) ~
âyou wonât be able to walk tomorrow when Iâm through with you.â âhow funny do you think teasing is now?â âafter that little stunt? youâre not getting off that easy.â - poly!bi!cashton (fem!reader)Â **
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i made a similar fic to this a while ago called âSecretsâ and itâs poly!cake. I also wrote this months ago and it's just sat in my drafts. Anyway....
warnings: oral (male giving/ male receiving, afab receiving), m/m, m/nb. cursing, semi-public sexual situations, unprotected sex in a relationship, light power dynamics, nicotine use, mentions of smoking weed.
Calum Hood x Ashton Irwin x nb!OC
word count: 2.6k
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Ashtonâs eyes flash over to Calum for what seems like the thousandth time. Calum was lying back on the couch, his bass in hand as he lazily attempts to come up with his part for their newest WIP.
Ashton just couldnât seem to focus on his work today. He wasnât sure what it was but Calum was stealing all of his attention.
âCal,â he calls over finally, his boyfriend looks at him questioningly, as does Luke and Michael. Ashton swallows trying to find what to say. âUhâ do you think you could help me with something real quick?â he asks, mouth going dry, and Calum raises an eyebrow, a playful smirk appearing on his lips.
âSure,â Calum chuckles and sits up. Everyone looks at Ashton questioningly and heâs quick to figure himself out.
âItâs not related to the song, I just need to figure out what Iâm doing for Eve for our anniversary coming upâŚâ he says, âI have a couple ideas but can you help me real quick?â
Calum holds back a laugh, Ashton already had figured out what he was doing for his and Eveâs anniversary, him and Calum had stayed up all night a few weeks ago planning a short trip to the mountains, just the three of them, and theyâd even went as far as to plan a fake trip for Calum so it wasnât suspicious to anyone.
âYeah but letâs not bother them,â Calum says and stands up, stretching his arms over his head and Ashtonâs eyes flash to the section of Calumâs stomach and hip thatâs revealed when his shirt rises.
Ashton leads the way out of the studio, Luke and Michael both awkwardly laughing in confusion as the two leave, and as soon as their out Calum turns to his boyfriend, eyes crinkling as he smiles.
âYouâre so full of shit, you know that?â he asks and leads them into the family bathroom, locking the door behind them.
âIm sorry but you just look so good today,â Ashton smirks, his hands gluing themselves to Calumâs arms that are exposed by his ripped muscle tee. Calum bites his lip and leans against the sink as Ashton pushes into him and connects their lips.
Their relationship had been official for almost a year. It started as a hookup, Ashton and his partner Eve had invited Calum over to hang out one night, as they did many times. After one too many drinks and some heavy flirting from the couple who (little to Calumâs knowledge) had discussed a threesome with Calum many times, Calum found himself in their bed, making out with both of them.
It took four more hookups for them to decide that they liked each other more than just friends with benefits and so their relationship began.
Calumâs hands sneak under Ashtonâs shirt, holding onto his sides as he deepens the kiss and he lightly grinds up against his boyfriend who pulls away and smirks.
âHow long do you think we have before they look for us?â Ashton asks, glancing at the closed door and Calum smiles, slowly sinking to his knees in front of him.
âLong enough for me to blow you,â he says, and Ashton lets out a shaky breath and switches their places so he can grip onto the sink for stability as Calum unzips his pants and pulls him out.
Calum quickly gets to work. His mouth wrapping around Ashton as he bobs his head and sucks lightly. He opens his eyes and looks up at the man who groans when he sees him.
Ashton reaches down to softly run his fingers through Calumâs hair, and when the man on his knees relaxes his throat to get Ashton down as far as he can, Ashtonâs grip tightens as he lightly pulls and Calum moans, the vibrations rushing up Ashton.
âCalââ he moans, âIâm gonnaâŚâ He cuts himself off with a soft groan when Calum speeds up, wrapping his hand around the base of his older manâs cock as he focuses on the tip.
Ashtonâs grip tightens once again when he releases, Head falling back and a groan leaving his mouth. Calum swallows his load and sits back his legs to catch his breath. Ashton does the same while leaning against the sink and when he finally recovers he reaches down to fix his boyfriendâs hair and help him up.
âYou okay?â he asks, while pulling him in for a hug. Calum nods, leaning his head on Ashtonâs shoulder for a moment before pulling away.
Ashton looks between them at Calum cock straining against his jeans and chuckles. âWant me to help?â he asks and Calum shakes his head,
âWe need to get back in there,â he says, âMaybe youâll be able to focus on the song now,â his teasing grin makes Ashton roll his eyes.
âIâll make it up to you tonight, okay?â he cups Calumâs face and Calum smiles and nods, he knows Ashton means it, and he also knows that means Eve will be there as well.
Ashton goes back first. âCalum stopped at the restroom,â he says and sits back down.
âDid you figure out the present?â Luke asks and Ashton nods,
âYeah, I think iâm taking them on a trip,â Ashton says, âNow i just need to figure out when,â
Calum walks back in, sending Ashton a teasing grin before he sits down,
âCal said heâs planning on going on a small trip the week of our anniversary so we might go then so thatâs only a week weâre not all together,â
Luke and Michael both nod in agreement and the room goes back to silence, the only noise being their instruments and Lukeâs occasional hum.
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Calum walks into the house first. He rubs his face as he enters, a smile filling his face when Duke runs over to him. âhey bubba,â he smiles and falls to his knees to pet his dog.
Eve hears the door open and hurries down the stairs to find their boyfriends. âhey!â they smile and Calum stands up to catch them in a hug.
âYou have a long day today?â Eve asks and Calum nods with a small chuckle.
âAsk our boyfriend what we did today,â he says and as if on cue, Ashton walks in. Eve looks at their other boyfriend who raises an eyebrow,
âWhat?â he asks, eyes flashing to Calum, and Calum smirks.
âWhat did you guys do today?â Eve asks, completely lost as their boyfriends exchange a look and the tension in the room builds.
âAsh was being horny all day,â Calum chuckles, âmade up an excuse for us to leave the studio so i could blow him,â
Eve laughs, looking at Ashton who just smiles at the acquisition and surrenders his hands in the air.
âI mean look at him,â he motions to Calum, âhow am i supposed to focus on my work when this fucking god is sitting next to me,â
Calum blushes, and Eve just giggles. âSo did you return the favor, Ash?â they ask and Ashton smirks,
âNo, i was wanting some help with that,â he walks past his partners and into the kitchen where he gets a cup of water. Caulk steps back to admire Eve.
They were only wearing one of Calumâs oversized shirts, and he would bet on them not wearing shorts under it, they never were. His hand find their waist and they take a breath.
âYouâre gonna be good for me?â he asks but itâs more of a command, Eve nods, eyes wide and innocent. Ashton watches them, and finally speaks up when they just stare at each other for a moment too long.
âWhat do you want, Cal?â he asks from across the room, and the man swallows as he processes the question in his head. His eyes flash to Ashton as he licks his lips.
âI wanna go to our room,â he says and Ashton nods, motioning for him to go, which he does after grabbing Eveâs hand to drag them along.
Ashtonâs always in charge, even if heâs not actively taking part in the moment. Calum doesnât always admit it, matter of fact itâs one of the biggest things him and Ashton tease each other over, but when it comes down to it, Calum needs Ashton to lead him and Ashton is happy to do it.
Ashton follows them upstairs and smiles when he sees Calum with Eve pinned under him. His lips are on their neck and their eyes are closed as Calum leaves a few marks.
Ashton watches them as he sheds his shirt and climbs onto the bed. He sits up on his knees and lets his hand wander under Calumâs shirt. he gently scrapes his nails on the manâs hot skin and Calum slowly sits up, letting Ashton take off his shirt before connecting their lips.
Eve opens their eyes to watch their boyfriends slowly make out. Ashtonâs hand goes down Calumâs pants and gropes him, making the younger man moan into his mouth.
âTonightâs all about you, baby boy,â Ashton says as he pulls away. Calum would normally pretend to hate the pet name, but he doesnât fight it as he turns back to Eve and tug at their shirt before helping them sit up and take it off.
His eyes fall to look at the skinny silver bars going through their nipples, he bites his lips, thatâs one thing heâll never get tired of seeing.
His hands slowly trail down their body until they reach the band of their panties and he slowly takes them off, sliding them down their legs before getting between them. He smirks up at them after kissing their thighs, lips ghosting over where they need him the most.
Calumâs knows heâs good with his mouth. No matter what he knows that he can never let anyone down with head, and itâs just a bonus that he enjoys it.
Ashton sits back to watch as Calum dives in. Eveâs head rolls back and they moan out, hand shooting to the manâs hair.
After a moment they open their eyes and they make contact with Ashton who palms himself through his pants. âTell Calum that heâs making you feel good,â Ashton demands, and Calum looks up at Eve as he slows.
âFuck Cal,â Eve moans, âYou feel so good, iâm gonna cum,â
Calum smirks as pulls up for just long enough to mumble, âwant you to come on my tongue,â and he goes back in.
Itâs not long before they are. They let out a loud moan of Calumâs name as they cum, eyes squeezing shut and toes curling. Calum continues to eat them out, waiting until theyâre flinching at his touch before pulling away.
He sits up, out of breath and Ashton connects their lips again. He moans at the taste of Eve in Calumâs lips and reaches down to slowly stroke Calum.
âHow do you want to get off?â he asks, and Calum glances at Eve.
âCan you handle me fucking you, baby?â he asks, and Eve nods quickly, eyes desperate.
âPlease,â they beg and Calum turns to Ashton.
âCan i help you out?â he asks and Ashton rolls his eyes,
âStop worrying about me,â he chuckles, âi what to see you cum in them,â
Ashton doesnât have to ask twice and Calum is stripping off his pants and lining himself up with Eve, slowly pushing in.
Ashton takes off his own pants before stroking himself. He paces himself at Calumâs speed as he watches.
Calum moans when Eve tightens around him as he bottoms out. He leans forward, keeping himself propped up with his hands on either side of his partner. He connects their lips, taking advantage of their moans to explore theyâre mouth. He doesnât take long to feel his climax nearing and he quickens his pace.
ââgonna,â heâs cut off by his own pants and soon his releasing into Eve. He rests his head on their chest as he stills, breaths heavy as he recovers for a moment before pulling out.
Calum falls to the side just in time to watch Ashton cum into his hand and he smiles goofily.
Eve rolls over to cuddle into their boyfriend and Calum happily pulls them into his chest. Ashton goes into the connected bathroom and come back with a couple wash cloths for them to clean up.
âI need a smoke,â Calum mumbles to his partners after heâs cleaned up and puts on a pair of pajama pants,
He reaches into his jeans from earlier to pull out his pack of cigarettes and lighter. Ashton kisses his forehead as he passes by. âI can start on dinner,â he says and Eve lies in bed watching them.
âIâll find a movie?â they suggest and Calum smirks,
âPack a blunt for us?â he asks and they happily nod watching as their boyfriends leave the room.
Calum walks outside to the front porch and sits on the steps before lighting the smoke. He breathes in the nicotine and closes his eyes to enjoy the burn in his lungs.
âCalum?â the voice snaps him out of his head and he opens his eyes to see Michael. The blond haired man looks at him confused.
âWhyâre you here?â he asks and Calum stutters,
âUhâ Iâm justâ Um Ash invited me over to go over a few other things,â he curses himself for the poor excuse as he stares at his friend. He takes a moment to look down at himself. His shirtless chest, and baggy pajamas pants, itâs obvious heâs not just hanging out.
Michael just stares at him, âWhat?â he asks as if he didnât hear what he said and the front door opens, Ashton walking out looking in the same condition as Calum.
âBabeââ Ashton starts but he freezes when he sees Michael and his heart drops.
His eyes flash to his boyfriend who looks like heâs about to cry as his cigarette burns out in his hand.
âWhat is happening?â Michael asks and Ashton sighs, opening the door wider,
âJust come in,â he says, defeated and Calum stands up as well, putting out his cigarette he barely smoke to follow them inside.
Eve is on the couch, a mango zipzag in hand doing as they were told. Their eyes go wide when they see Michael and quickly grabs the blanket on the back on the couch to make sure theyâre covered since theyâre only wearing Ashtonâs shirt he had on earlier.
âYou guys are having a smoke session together?â Michael asks confused and Calum bites his lips trying to figure out if they should lie or not as he glances over at Ashton,
âMaybe we should call Luke?â Ashton suggest and Michael nods his head slowly as he tries to connect the dots.
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âA year!?â Luke shouts and Calum chuckles awkwardly, âYouâve hid this for a year? Did you think weâd be mad?â
âWe didnât want you to think itâd affect the band,â Ashton tries to explain. Michaelâs eyes bounce between the three of them before he shakes his head,
âHow did you manage to keep it secret?â he asks finally,
âLots of make out sessions in bathrooms,â Calum says and Ashton elbows him as the younger man laughs.
Michael raises an eyebrow, âSo todayâŚ.â he trails off and Ashton nods,
âYeahâŚâ he chuckles awkwardly.
âI wish you would of told us!â Luke sighs, âWeâve been teasing Calum for months when he shows up late with new hickies and sex hair, we wouldâve made fun of you too if we knew you were part of that,â
Ashton rolls his eyes and glances at his boyfriend. Michael shakes his head in disbelief. âIâm happy for you,â he finally says and Luke nods in agreement.
They share a laugh before silence falls between them so they can take in the information.
âWait,â Luke says, âWildflower about this fucker?â he motions to Ashton and Calumâs cheeks turn red as he looks away.
âOh my god!â Michael yells and they laugh harder as they continue to connect the dots for their relationship and how theyâve hid it for a year.
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A/N:
hi, iâm back
iâve fell back into my 5sos phase for the 5835295th time
anyways send me requests and maybe iâll get around to them sometime :)
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âonly karens ask for refundsâ is pro-corporation propaganda. if they donât give me what i want theyâre giving me my money back and that doesnât make me an angry middle-aged karen harpy, youâre just cucked by stupid reddit memes
Really though, remember the woman who sued McDonaldâs because their coffee was hot and everyone took the piss out of her and a bunch of other people who sued corporations for a âsillyâ reason and then it turned out most of them were right and entirely harmed by the company and they were just turned into a joke by the company propaganda machine?
Imo the current obsession with mocking anyone who asks for a refund, returns something or god forbid wants to talk to a manager is just the second version of this. Companies will cut corners wherever they can and mock you when you complain.
Yesterday my pizza order got to me cold and missing my soda. When I asked about both from the driver he said he couldnât go back for the 2L because he was technically a door dash driver. I called the store and it turns out when theyâre slammed (which they had been), they get door dash drivers to help with delivery to help them catch up.
So I spoke to the manager, assured her that I wasnât angry, just kind of frustrated - part of why the pizza was cold was that door dash drivers donât have the heat retaining delivery bags the actual delivery employees of the pizza place get, and because he wasnât an employee of the pizza place the driver wouldnât be going back to the pizza place and couldnât get my soda.
And the manager said sheâd get her first driver going in my direction to bring by the soda, and offered to give me a credit for the pizza being cold, and we pleasantly ended the conversation.
Because itâs okay to say âhey, this isnât what I was told Iâd be gettingâ, you just have to be polite and reasonable about it.
This. Vast difference between âhaving a problem and politely but firmly expecting that they provide whatâs been paid forâ and âabusing some underpaid customer-facing employee who is neither at fault for the situation or able to fix it.â
This also includes if your waiter or waitress isnât doing their job though. I went to a wings place with a group of 5. The place was a little busy (homecoming weekend on campus) but after sitting for a hour and a half waiting on our food when everyone else who arrived at the same time or after had thereâs we finally asked. When we did get it, it was cold and hard (obviously itâd been sitting back there ready for a while) weâd seen the waitress standing around talking to other workers and talking to her other tables, but she never even looked at us. Half way through us eating the cold food we wanted refills (hadnât been offered one the entire 2 hours weâd been there at this point) and so we began trying to wave her over whenever we saw her. Sheâd look at us, and walk away. So finally we asked for the manager.
How you phrase things makes you a Karen. We clearly just said âhey we know itâs busy, but our food was cold and took over a hour to come out, and we havenât been offered any refills. Not to mention weâve only seen our waitress like 4 times and they were to give us thingsâ we werenât really wanting anything in return but for them to do better for the next people, but they still comped our bill.
Stop making it seem like youâre a Karen for wanting a multi million dollar restaurant to do better for you!
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