wildfarts

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

either cleaning supplies should be free or dirt should have to pay rent

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

gender affirming care is great but they should invent juice that makes you taller. what do i do if my my transition goal is slenderman. will i ever be satisfied.

columns of kelp underwater are so gorgeous. absolutely one of my favorite things in the natural world

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*