Wildely Different

Let it it go, girl. Baby mama deserves some loose time!

But this baby mama doesn't do that anymore. 

What are with parents and worrying about everyone? Don’t worry, I’m only a month behind.. ish. I’ve worked out a deal anyhow.

I don't know, it's a thing I do. I worry because...who knows why I worry, i just do.

Please show me. 

Since I posted this moment in 'what the hell is wrong with Lex' history, I'm pretty sure you could find it if you really wanted to. I'm not gonna enable my own embarrassment though, so no sending you the link.

Oh, don’t even worry about it, I love The Lord of the Rings.

The Lord of the Rings movies and books are literally one of my all time favorite things in the whole world. 

Yes, pitbull, his name is Finnick. Ry is who now?

Ry is my daughter, she's wanted a puppy for a couple of months now.

It’s only happened once, so please don’t worry about. I’m pretty sure that was mostly my fault anyway. How old is Ry?

That’s a very good point. I’ll probably end up going through my Star Wars or Lord of the Rings collection.s. One of the two.

Lord of the Rings, LORD OF THE RINGS!!! I mean what....that wasn't my well hidden geeky side showing through.

Ooor, I can leave them and wait for my meathead of a brother to get here.

You have a puppy? What kind, what's his/her name? It's possible that you're going to become my favorite person. I mean if you let Ry play with your puppy.

Ah, finally a name. I’ve learned to hug the walls when I’m on the third floor, you know. Your daughter is absolutely precious, the very picture of beauty. And now that I’ve finally met the lovely mother, might I get to know your angel’s name?

I'm so sorry if I've ever bumped into you and not apologized. I know it's happened before. Thanks, my daughter, Ryleigh, Ry for short, she's kinda my world so ya'know any compliment to her is pretty awesome.

What's the best way to relax after a two show day?

I might be a little bit jealous of the part of your night that has Girl Scout cookies. What kind? I need to know...for science.

God, it’s been such a long week. Paper after paper, exam review after exam review, and on top of that my shower isn’t working again.

Damn, that sounds like a truly terrible week. Hope that at least your shower gets fixed sometime soon.

Rachel Berry is in the building!

With an introduction like that, why not? I'm Lexie. You may or may not have seen me in passing. I'm the one with the kid who is literally always rushing to and from my apartment. 

I don't really have anything to say, but holy shit that's a lot of words. All I really took from that is that your name is Carrie. So, hi Carrie, I'm Lexie.

I think I've saved enough money now.

I'm sure like a million other people have already asked but don't you kinda need to pay your rent so you don't get evicted?