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They are pretty good. Just not with chicken. Although if you want some, I’ll make them for you. I just won’t eat it myself.

Except I make the best pancakes ever, and I love you, I do, but I'm sorry I'm making them.

I don’t think so, sweetie. Pancakes and waffles together sound good, sure. Maybe try chicken and I can make you some rice?

No, but waffles/pancakes.

Um… Keagan, honey, I don’t think that you can eat chicken and pancakes together.

But what about chicken and waffles? It's the same thing just less crispy.

I can’t tell you that, it would ruin the surprise! Let’s just say that it’s something you see every day, but you don’t really take much notice of it, especially in the mornings when you’re barely awake.

Wait, are you giving me riddles to figure out what you're painting?

I just don’t want him making your life difficult because you don’t deserve that, baby.

It's fine, I promise.

Yeeshus. What an asshole. Bosses can be suck dicks, man. I’m sorry.

'Asshole' is the understatement of the century, and our manager caught wind of it and now we're currently boss-less so karma?

Its not fair for him to harass you though when you’ve said you’ll get it done. Did you tell him that by soon, you didn’t mean hours, or..? I mean, I can go and talk to him, if you want. Kind of, anyway.

No, no, it's fine, Lo, don't worry about it. I mean, once I get it in it'll be fine, you know?

Can you not say to him that you’re getting it done and if he wants quality writing (which, let’s be honest, he’s going to get with you regardless), then he’s going to have to wait a little longer?

Because he's kind of -- genuinely -- an idiot. I mean, I hate to be rude about it, but he's certainly not the sharpest crayon in the box.

Who do I need to punch for harassing my boyfriend, babe?

No one, first of all, because I don't want you facing a lawsuit.

I have an eight hour shift tomorrow, and then I’m off for three days and I honestly don’t know what to do with so much free time. I’m too used to working all the time.

Quit that job immediately.

You do. But you can also help me with the general design of the cake, because I’m pretty stuck and the couple didn’t give me much to work with. I want their day to be special.

You're trusting me with that? The guy who can't even draw a stickman? Are you feeling okay?

He seemed to appreciate it. Apparently it didn’t even matter that he’s straight because, and I quote “any advice on sex is better than no advice at all”. He seemed nice, though.

Ooooh ~ Do I get to test more frosting?