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Right now, my most controversial opinion is "Genocide is bad."

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

that’s how fucked up our world is now

Stage whisper Mentally many of them are still there

Cyberpunk dystopia is already here for the disabled.

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

tumblr user possiblyfrogking somehow completely unaware of the concept of shift work

the worst part about studying languages is knowing that you will never be nearly as good at it as a literal baby

The only reason babies are better at language learning is because it’s their full time job and they don’t get embarrassed

If you, a teenaged or adult human, wasn’t embarrassed and could study language full time you would learn way faster than a baby.

In my defense, babies receive more positive reinforcement than I do as well. Babies will say ha ba bah dah ba hah and all the adults around them will be like 🤯 really? Wow 😱 that is so interesting 😁 great job! 🤗 and then what happened? 🤔

how remarkable that these big squirrels have language complex enough to call that one researcher a manlet

I think it’s funny that inuyasha tried to have a serious plot at all when all the best episodes were when kagome would bring him to the modern day and he would crash the high school play or hunt all the neighborhood squirrels or something. ohhh we gotta get the shikon jewels defeat naraku blah blah I want to see inuyasha work a grill

mobsters are either called shit like Slaughterhouse Frank or Timmy The Big Silly Wily

slaughterhouse frank is called that because his bbq ribs will blow your dick clean off and timmy the big silly willy is called that cause his dick managed to resist being blown off by th aforementioned ribs

And they’re married

and they’re married

sensually massaging WD-40 into your robot gf’s joints