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i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

I heavily fw bro

they told me not to get lost in the weeds, but these are lush, beautiful, and ecologically necessary native plants so it's probably fine

"I asked chatgpt" well I asked my Tumblr mutuals and they said "woof", "bark" and many similar things

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

can i come to your house and make you know some information

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it