YOU WERE FAR TOO SLOW (REVOLUTION)

losing dog but no one bets on me because i Don’t even lose well enougj

If somebody makes fun of your laugh destroy the universe

Shout-out to aromantic people whose lives are so fucking busy that they periodically forget what day of the week it is. today is Wednesday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

Today is Thursday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

It's June 5th again!

that moment when distant pookie is fucking haunted by a tree and you can't so shit

oh haha the brazil experience is awesome wdymm #TheTreesAreTormentingMe

rochas speech bubble

forgotten middle child syndrome the number 68 stuck between her funny number siblings 67 and 69. is this anything.

forgotten middle daughter syndrome the number 68 stuck between her funny number sisters 67 and 69. is this anything.

THE AUNT IS SICK TOO DOUBLE LOSS

OH MY NHIL THIS IS SO ADORABLE AAAAA 💙💙💙💗💗💗🥹🥹🥹

time loop with two people in it but one person refuses to acknowledge the loop and pretends to be looping with everyone else. meanwhile the other person is freaking out

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

trying to draw serious art but always overcome by the desire to draw my OCs smiling awkwardly at the camera like a bad picture somewhere in a photo album

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.