LETS GO GAMBLING!!!!!!

actually liking your friends is so embarrassing but so necessary. like im really over here smiling and laughing at texts. on a discord call while we sit in silence doing our own things. talking for literal hours and not even realizing. platonically head-over-heels.

give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises

pause i forgot cis people exist this was intended as a celebration of bottom surgery

Me doing 490 exclamation marks: XD

humans can't see in the dark because theres no "c" in "the dark"

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

we are fucked

No hope

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

14/10 doing his best

“These boots aren’t made for walking.”