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Wait, you think British people are real? You know they just made those up for Bloodborne, right? They don’t actually exist.

Marisha’s characters will see a cliff and say “Is anyone gonna jump off that” and not wait for an answer.

whoever first decided to stab small holes in their ears so they could put shiny things in it was a fucking genius

Caleb casts “I Love You”

i went to the cooking competition and all of the chefs kept yelling “cast iron pan” but i dont even know how to use that damn spell yet im not a high enough level

*slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement

I got a lot of beef with the concept of dust. absolutely no reason for something to get dirty just because nothing has touched it. bullshit.