im a meathead! [double peace signs] i love violence and combat more than anything else in the world

Does my impending sense of doom turn you on

When the guitar solo is so good it shoots you in the head and fucks you through the hole

(smiling serenely) i’m going to attack you now

grey alien lands in front of me and projects a series of glyphs obviously intended to represent the prime numbers, i jam my snub nose revolver into its neck and pull the trigger

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days

failed

its not gay to fuck a man if you stab him and only fuck the stab hole