AlastorAster

Now 3 volumes in and I want to gently bite his arm.

***I have changed what I will write because I forgot Anon asks existed so NO explicit smut for Anons. ***

(Sorry y’all! If you anonymously asked/ask for a smut situation I’ll either try to make it suggestive instead of explicit, or try to fulfill the dynamic in another way.)

Send me an ask or a message request about what you want to read! I want to write some short little Hellsing stuff for fun and for practice. It can be virtually any Hellsing ship, from rare-pairs to reader insert. I’m also interested in writing simple friendship, family interactions, character studies, pretty much any AU and enemy interactions. Here’s a list of stuff I’m okay with writing:

Smut (for users whose age I can see, and it will be posted with a link to AO3 instead of written on here. I just feel more comfortable that way.)

Suggestive Content

Dubious Consent

Violence

Hurt/Comfort

Complicated Relationships

Enemies to Friends/Enemies to Lovers

The Nazi pairings/Characters (I’m not 100% interested in those characters because y’know, they’re Nazis, but I’m willing to give it a shot)

And of course, here’s what I will NOT write:

NO Underage relationships with adults

NO Underage smut of any kind (even if both characters are under 18)

NO ships that pair Alexander Anderson with any of his adopted kids

NO Explicit Rape

NO Explicit smut for Anons

NO smut for users who are under 18 (I know young people can and do lie about their age, but the thought of writing what is essentially porn for a person under 18 makes me deeply uncomfortable - so please do the right thing and don’t ask me to do that for you.)

Anything I am uncomfortable with writing, for any reason

**If you’re unsure then just ask - I’m not gonna shame anyone or put you on blast, I’ll just politely decline via message if I’m not interested. The above is simply content I myself am uncomfortable with writing. I believe Fiction should be a place to explore ideas, even the taboo ones. I understand that what people read does not necessarily reflect who they are as people.**

I usually write pretty slow so give me about a week to complete.

it's a useful trick when you need a moment of quiet!