its currently 1am here in the Midwest, so, high off of dopamine and adenosine and three day old warm uncarbonated cherry pepsi, I have quite a few questions for post S3 Hunter (before the epilogue but after the whole apocalypse thing)
1: how many hours of sleep do you get on average
2: I remember you said you have sleep paralysis. Is your demon chill like that?
3: do the scars itch sometimes
4: do you still have a mullet
5: is gravity falls a real town or is it a show in your universe too
6: do you have a Casey's gas station and pizza place in Gravesfield? Where I live we have like six. Plus like ten more pizza places
7: did you ever test the regeneration theory
8: I don't know if I already asked this, but is flapjack like actually a part of you or did you just get brown eyes and the power of epilepsportation
9: do you play just dance
10: do you play super mario u deluxe
11: if you play either of the previously mention ed games, who usually wins—you, Luz, or Vee
12: do you play Minecraft
13: have you confessed to Willow
14: did Belos ever tell you why his cursed form was just a green analog horror entity with arthritis and shoulder pads and a wig
15: is waffle (the blue jay palisman) chill or is she annoying
16: when Clover (Willow's palisman) flies, is it hella loud
19: do you like paleontology
20: do you like mythology
22: do you have allergies
23: are you blessed with the rainbow spectrum of tism
24: does Camila cook good
25: does Darius cook good
26: does Darius even cook
27: have Alador and Darius had their wedding yet
28: are Eda and Raine married yet
29: do you whistle through your tooth gap
32: do you have a heartbeat? Grimwalkers' hearts are replaced with a galdorstone/grimstone or whatever, so does it beat or pulse or like vibrate or something?
33: to you bleed normal blood? If your heart is a rock then how does it move it through your system or does your blood move on its own
34: do you sing in the shower
35: do you listen to cavetown
36: do you listen to my chemical romance
37: do you listen to cindi lauper
38: do you listen to fandom (batim, gf, fnf, fnaf, ddlc, mc, ect.) fan songs that came out from 2014 — to 2020
40: do you have a wolfsona
41: did you confess to Willow like I asked?
42: stop reading this and go confess
43: i will steal your blue birb if you do not confess
Anyway, that's all for now :P
(this is what is gonna happen to you if you don't confess to Willow)
why would I tell you? (Luz is shaking her head in the background in disappointment)
No my demon is not “chill like that” I will never escape him… his chilling blue eyes…
Despite Luz’s insistence I look good with it and that Caleb was a man to be proud of, I can’t handle looking too much like him. So Camila helps me keep my hair as short as it can without it being bald
I’ve vaguely heard the name when people discuss the California frogastrophe
Casey’s yes, no to a good pizza place (we have this bad buffet pizza place which was quite a surprise that the food was UNLIMITED)
(OOC please explain this one to me and I will repost the answer to it! I’m being a little dumb but I am so tired and cannot remember the theory)
kind of a mix? I can hear him in my head pretty clearly but that might just be grief. Gus and Luz think it is but Willow thinks he’s fully apart of me. But I have a hard time even thinking that he…
No I would neeeeeevvveeeer play such a lame game (Luz here, he plays it but he’s really laughably bad at it)
Now that’s a cool game. Some would say I dominate at it. (Luz here again, he does. It’s really sad for me)
Me. I win the cool game (Vee here, I dominate at Just Dance, shapeshifting helps that)
You mean the best game on the planet earth?!
Confessed to what?! (Willow here, he hasn’t. It’s quite frustrating)
Luz says he just needed to ‘serve’ like that, Vee thinks it was the palisman showing how he wanted to be the victim, the deer against the Hunter. I think that’s BS. I think it’s to haunt my nightmares
way more chill than flapjack for sure but much more of a tattletale
Surprisingly quiet but clovers little mutterings to herself are loud (but I guess no one else hears those besides Willow)
Not earthly ones but the one on the Isles are fascinating!
THATS THE MOST INTERESTING THING OF ALL!!!! I think Egyptian might be my favorite but ALL OF them are so COOL!
Strawberries, but I will eat them anyways. Grimwalkers shouldn’t need to breathe anyways
The what. (Luz again, yes we believe so, Mami is dragging him to get diagnosed soon since his therapist thinks he has it)
It’s the best thing that earth has been blessed with
Not since the pancake incident
It’s scheduled next month, but to be truthful I think Darius will push it back for the 12th time.
They decided to not marry but they are more like permanently engaged
Not at all (Vee here, he does it but not knowingly. It’s VERY annoying)
No cause I don’t do it. (Luz here to say it doesn’t bother me much but Vee much more)
I have nothing to confess to her
I didn’t have a heartbeat until Flapjack died. Now it’s like wing flaps… (OOC: yes I’m poetic about this relationship I’m very proud of this line)
It’s like tree sap, the deeper it is the thicker it is. It trickles out slowly
Not really, I usually kinda just stare at the wall thinking about my regrets
Yes yes yes! I think Home is my favorite!
Only when Luz plays it, I do like some of the songs but some are too much stimulus
No. (Vee again, yes he does he likes true colors a lot)
What are those? (Luz again to tell you that I can’t introduce that to him yet. It’s too powerful. We have to enter the fandom space carefully after how much he liked Rulers Reach and Cosmic Frontier)
No but Luz draws them for me.
What is that? (Luz again to remind you the power a wolfsona would have over Hunter. He needs to understand the internet better first and I need to learn how to draw that for him)
CONFESS TO WHAT?! That I love her?! That’s not needed!
You wouldn’t dare. (Vee here, you shouldn’t dare too)
I sleep plenty. (Camila here, he doesn’t.)
(OOC: FIRST OF ALL THANK YOU FOR THIS ASK! I’m sorry it’s taken over a month to do. First my stupid tumblr wouldn’t save it as a draft so this is like the 15th variation of it. Second I’ve been regrettable busy but now I am more free! This was such a fun deep dive into my headcanons and I loved it so thank you for always sending in asks you are the GOAT)