love yourself

NO

I want drake to split me open like a coconut and drink rum out of me

This is so, so important. The way adults react to a child’s passions and ambitions can often shape the way the child sees themselves. It’s crucial to encourage them wholeheartedly, especially if the child is prone to beat themselves up about the little things anyway.

The first time I heard an adult say the f word was when I was in fourth grade and we were doing some project that involved us baking cookies together as a class. My teacher Ms. Lindsey, who was real sweet, was demonstrating for everybody and she asked if anyone knew how to crack an egg, and I really didn’t know how to crack an egg, but I’m a go-getter, so I raised my hand and she called on me. I instantly knew I was in trouble at that point but I’d seen my dad crack eggs hundreds of times so I figured, ya know, it can’t be thaaaat hard. So I grab the egg but I have no sense of how softly you’re supposed to tap an egg to crack it, so I just slam it against the desk and splatter raw egg ten feet in every direction and my teacher said “what the fuck, Dion?”

IM DYING

the white guy is killin me

“hmm..yes..ho….mhm”

*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”

mood: that vine where the guy gets hit by the bus and his friends shout ‘fuck off ali’ at him

is this skins

“We’re living in an era where capturing moments using our phones is more important than actually living these moments with whoever is beside us.” abloo abloo abloo bluhh blah blah bluh blah bluuuuooouuuuaaahhhhhhhhbloooooooooooooooo

damn

DANG

This is still one of my favorite stories

I don’t know what I was expecting

i expected cute noises

This video must have come up on my dash at least 5 times before I watched it because I knew I wouldn’t be able to handle it

what the fuck is this

i scrolled down for an explanation and there was none