Daddy Dickless at your service.

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

germans will really plan a date 2 months in advance and think that’s perfectly normal.

hey, fun and jokes are very serious business for Germans

kicked out of the bdsm scene for saying “you got it, boss!” in an old timey henchman voice whenever someone tells me what to do

kicked out of the old timey henchman scene for saying “yes goddess” in a bdsm voice every time someone tells me what to do

hang on we could have something really special here

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

Happy centennial to the turtle who bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river

Critical part of pet ownership is figuring out what sort of hard petting they go buckwild for

they should invent a living alone that is affordable

can they change the temperature outside to something else

Woman murders man in broad daylight

i would die on the field of battle to protect the honour of the ds family of handhelds

that said. there exists no hardware on which a polygon could possibly look worse

I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are

oh no dying for me thank you, I just wanted to be on this hill with you