Pillsbury Doughboy

If you cannot bear to look at it, you should be asking for it to stop.

Idk who needs to hear this but your tummy isn’t ruining your outfits, you look hot

baby i’ve got half finished wips you couldn’t even imagine

This reads like an exhausted doctor explaining that no, you fucking moron, vaccines do not cause autism. 

wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine

this is what summertime is like

Went to a zoo where there's a gay penguin couple but the problem is they're the only penguin couple at this point that the zoo has who are healthy enough to safely raise an egg so they keep being given eggs to raise and I'm just losing it over the mental image imagine being this old gay couple who just wants to live in peace but you keep having babies handed to you because all of your friends have too many issues to look after them

relatable

Relevant AO3 tag: Accidental Baby Acquisition