Yep.

Can one of you buy me a house.so i can be alone

hey check this out *dies in front of you in every universe*

no amount of budgeting will make up for the fact that we simply do not make enough money

no amount of therapy will make up for the fact that we simply do not make enough money

no amount of productivity videos will make up for the fact that we simply do not make enough money

im suffering from a horrendous disease called being in your 20s

local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

reports are coming in that she is now burning said bridge

From what we've been told, she claims "she'll swim across an ocean before she ever crosses that bridge" as she dives into the river

hey um. can you please work on that art thing you wanted to make. please

>:(

This is probably the most inclusive post ever made on Tumblr

reblogged. reblogged. reblogged. youre all reblogged. none of you are free from my scrapbook

punish your followers by posting on the blog they chose to folllow

Well here y'all go... ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ

Staying true to the url

Sensory heaven is that warm feeling you get in your throat and stomach when drinking alcohol 😍

I don't have the stomach for alky.

That's an outright lie. It's the warm feeling in your throat that goes down to your tummy FROM TEA. Not Alcohol.

I like berry tea.

I like chamomile tea

I like raspberry tea.

That sounds like a stand name

WAIT YOURE HAIR IS IN THE TWISTY PART?!

Oh dear

reblogging for demonstration because you learn something new every day

My brother seemed like he discovered a new universe when I showed him this

this is the best thing ive ever seen and my eyes are 23 years old