Rereading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Chapter Twelve - Magic is Might
SORRY YALL i was on vacay and then immediately got sick as soon as i came home LOL anyways back to your regularly scheduled silly hp rereads
- so basically the square outside of grimmauld place is filled with weirdo STALKERS and like no one even cares??? wouldnt muggles have called the cops on these death eater guys by now?
Nothing in the room, however, was more dramatically different than the house-elf who now came hurrying toward Harry, dressed in a snowy-white towel, his ear hair as clean and fluffy as cotton wool, Regulus’s locket bouncing on his thin chest.
IM SO HAPPY MY BB KREACHER IS HAPPY
- SEVERUS SNAPE IS THE NEW HOGWARTS HEADMASTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
“Snape, headmaster! Snape in Dumbledore’s study - Merlin’s pants!” she shrieked, making both Harry and Ron jump. She leapt up from the table and hurtled from the room shouting as she went, “I’ll be back in a minute!”
“‘Merlin’s pants’?” repeated Ron, looking amused. “She must be upset.”
lol why is this the cutest/funniest thing
- aw the kids are thinking about how the hogwarts express just left and theyre not on it :’( theyre sad and im sad
- so like i get hermiones logic in trying to blind phineas nigellus but instead of putting his ENITRE PORTRAIT in her handbag why not just…idk turn the picture around???? am i crazy or
- blah blah blah hermione yelling at harry to use occlumency, harry ignoring her blah blah blah read it yourself if you want to hear about gregorovitch
- i feel very anxious reading about this ministry plan. IT ALL HAPPENED SO FAST like it feels like this chapter just started and now theyre about to stun a ministry worker and steal her identity?!?! yall wild
“Forcing us all to get to work this way! Who are they expecting to turn up, Harry Potter?”
The wizard roared with laughter at his own wit. Ron gave a forced chuckle.
Hundreds and hundreds of naked bodies, men, women, and children, all with rather stupid, ugly faces, twisted and pressed together to support the weight of the handsomely robed wizards.
“Muggles,” whispered Hermione, “In their rightful place.”
this is seriously gross. and also a big FECK U to people who say harry potter is a childrens book without an important message
- EW UMBRIDGE IS HERE YALL
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