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Medication “hangovers” in Whump are so woefully underused. That drug you used to knock your Whumpee out? To combat their insomnia or nightmares? They’re going to be feeling it when they wake up. Dry eyes, dry mouth, tiredness, weakness, headaches, balance issues, blunted emotions (or being extra irritable), brain fog and confusion. So great for making your Whumpee’s day just that little extra bit more horrible.

A long time ago, in the Age of Physical, software would be stored on beautiful mirrored discs, and inside each disc a tiny wizard lived who would install the software for you.

a niche character trope i like is the person who is nice, a good person and acts well adjusted, then they do something where it’s like. oh you’re secretly a little bit insane actually

you know what? Fuck you. *turns your strong and stoic and serious character into a crying, traumatized, whimpering, curled up mess in the floor*

"My poor little bean 🥺" I say about a character with the power to kill me instantly

I open my wallet and out cascades a comically long accordion of pictures of my OCs

I'm probably someone's "not this guy again" on Tumblr

Do you ever whump a little too close to the sun and suddenly your whole daddy issues are on display for the world to see?

recovering addict gets roofied and assaulted and has to call someone for help and convince them that no, they don't sound like this because they've relapsed, it's not like that, please believe them. while dancing around what actually happened bc they're so ashamed. and then the guilt of the person who they called once it becomes clear what actually happened