Who Would Think of Me?!

Cake Art by Maria Magrat, on Instagram

Let’s face it Nonny:  Anna Wintour missed a golden chance to have Weirdo herself host the Met Gala in 2017, with the Comme des Garcons theme.  

BC was absolutely PERFECT in 2014 when he went.  Like- breathtakingly perfect.  I saw him and thought “God I hope he gets laid tonight, he totally deserves it.”

I was really looking forward to seeing him on more Gala carpets.  Alas.  By the time 2015 rolled around he’d fallen out of favor.  AND WE ALL KNOW WHY.

So here.  Bask in the glory that was BC on the 2014 Met Gala carpet.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnHtQmOnSzY/

Judging by the placement of THAT, is it a bump or a bulge? 🤔

(Especially put together for Weirdo Wednesday)

For the last 6 months we’ve seen so many of Rachel’s faux pas in fashion, that it made me think of this old article from October 2016 and it looks like if her uncle, Nicholas Drake, is still styling her completely incorrectly. 

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/style/sophie-hunters-stylist-nicholas-drake-reveals-the-secrets-to-her/

Let’s review the last several months shall we:

“The polished other-half of Benedict Cumberbatch, Hunter is always immaculate, refined and modern in what she wears”

“…with too much surface decoration” won’t work with her aesthetic. It’s all about keeping it simple, but adding an “edge”, says Drake. style mantra ‘less is more’ is at the heart of Sophie’s red carpet looks. “We frequently remove pieces of jewellery or a handbag at the last minute that may appear fussy and distract from the outfit’s impact,”

“Look closely, and Hunter rarely carries a handbag.”

“Instead, she favours dresses with pockets, a simple styling solution to avoid awkward-looking hands in photographs.”

gifs by @benedicts-third-testicle

“Our approach when Sophie is pregnant [or pregnancy baiting ;)] is subtle; there is a discernible baby bump, but she has limbs like a champion whippet so we choose to emphasise those,” Drake reveals.

“We always consider what Sophie’s husband will be wearing on the red carpet and how they will co-ordinate as a couple,” Drake tells us.