what?

my life advice is oscillate rapidly and without pattern between chilling as hard as possible and stressing hard enough to hallucinate shadow people

it's like pemdas

i love the french, i love the way they pronounce Rs like they're disgusted with them

the english meanwhile seem to have developed some sort of phobia about them

Huh. Didn't know you could have French surgically removed.

sorry i just cannot get this out of my head. Like, "oh you speak french? i hear there's an operation for that"

Landlord installed several hornets nests in our building so we would stop smoking outside

the only thing modern computers know how to do is download javascript, mine bitcoin, train racist neural net, run fortnite and lie

Did not know in 2020 when I wrote this that “and lie” was going to become much more relevant