Paige no longer lives here

do you love the color of the sky

listen here cumslut / cgi bird in the chocolate fountain

guy stomping on bird cage while bird yells

infinite chocolate

say hello to mechanically separated chicken / “bitch thats the tubby custard machine”

this is the only sex gif i will reblog

that pretty boy comic by omocat

you. come. now.

this is someone dying while having an MRI scan / tragically beautiful

reblog this if you arent homophobic

let’s make ____ the most reblogged picture on tumblr

if you close your eyes before the train hits, you will feel relaxed because your brain thinks you have died

literally any closeup superwholock gifset

i just want to stress this: levi lost his entire squad

like a lizard

when we drink we do it right

ah, the scalene triangle

loving Cole Sprouse

hating Cole Sprouse 

the tons of “social experiment” memes that followed

the first wave of Actual Cannibal Shia LaBaeuf memes from before there was even a video for it

trying to trick “hipster” blogs into reblogging fandom content 

the whole strict dichotomy between fandom and hipster blogs as a whole tbh

“I was here here before MTV!”

12.9 year olds

“what is air” and “my ovaries” 

non-tumblr people were peasants

nice legs daisy dukes

slideshows with comic sans and sometimes making your mom or sibling comment on some cringey show they’d never seen

homestuck

tumblr user pizza (what ever happened to them???)

tumblr user the-vashta-nerada 

Nine In The Afternoon jokes/references all the time??

imagine how is touch the sky

“you tried” stars and all the variations thereupon

do she got the booty?

“can you give me directions to the olive garden?”

night bloggers 

i have never noticed before today that spidey wasn’t real

ryan: ….mhhhmm