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I went through my darkest times alone so im sorry if i act like i dont need anyone

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im laughing but that is Definitely a pouch, opossums are marsupials ya doof

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May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

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10 of Pentz came thruuu

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Not a curse but I fucking need this right now .

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hope all my followers stumble into some cash to-night~

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How to make easy pixelart with aseprite

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Holy shit

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finehoney

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

finehoney

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

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Reblog for love

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If you ever tell this dog that she rolled anything other than a critical hit, you are Bad and Belong In Hell.

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i love to daydream and be called baby

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*At the gates of Heaven*

Angel: God said we can’t let you in

Me:

My foster kitten

is trying

to steal

my beer.

Guys…

Please…

turn the sound on and watch my friends foster kitten yell at her because she won’t let her develop an alcohol addiction.

I love Jocelyn the kitten.

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Omg precios baby 😭

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*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

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Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

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I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

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t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

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“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

baldheadedlilboy

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

frootfarm

this is my favorite show

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This is so sad and it’s happening in the United States of America

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Well the shutdown direct and indirect cost will hit $6bl by end of this week. There goes your wall money Trump!

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autumngracy

Who wants to guess how many bags of peaches are in my dad’s freezer?

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The answer is:

Too fucking many

This is gonna make … a lot of jam …….

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So, I managed to fit all but one big bowl of peaches into the two stock pots …

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An hour and a half later, here they are simmering away …

How long is it gonna take to reduce them to jam, you ask?? Fuck if I know at this size lmao

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In case you were wondering, it is, in fact, longer than 5 hours, as I am still stirring this jam over the oven :) :) :)

Oh and also there was another large bowl of peaches in the other fridge that I did not see until later, so I did not in fact fit ALL the peaches into the stock pots

On a brighter note, the whole house smells like a Victorian Christmas dinner

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Hello again friends, it is currently REAL JAMMING TIME and I have been in stirring hell for seven hours

Went through two whole containers of pectin and a bunch of cornstarch already and things are looking just PEACHY

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So, uh, the first stock pot alone yielded 272 ounces, so I … may have accidentally made about 68 8oz jars of jam …… and I only had 36 jars …

Guess I’m going back to the store tomorrow … and going to have to join the local farmers market to sell them …

Anyway, TEN CONTINUOUS HOURS OF WORK LATER, here I am at around 3am sealing my first batch of jars … (entire other stock pot of jam lurks ominously in the background)

God, it’s like when you overestimate how much pasta you’re gonna end up with, only 300% worse

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So I woke up today after sleeping like a log to fibd my dad had already gone back to the store (which is like 30 min away) and gotten me more jars because he saw that I needed them

As you can see one of those pachages is the wrong size jar (4oz) so we’ll see if I can fit all the jam into these suckers (plus the two 8oz ones I had leftover)

My dad also put all the jars of jam in the fridge, although since they were all properly sealed (aw yeah) was totally unnecessary lol

He said he accidentally dropped one on the way to the fridge but I checked and it amazingly A) didn’t break, and B) remained properly sealed, so hats off to Ball corp, and also me I guess

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Update: WE BE JAMMIN’