literally my favorite type of tweet

MK1 Scorpion vs Sub Zero leaked footage

I think he would look good with syringe heels idk shdjshh

if i had this thing in my lap i think everything would be alright i bet it would love being scratched on the head if it wasnt already so fond of chewing me and empoisoning me and smacking me hard with its horrible tail

herbs to bring to jeff the griller so he can use it as a garnish for his steak. they're bringing it to jeff the iller who is unfortunately not feeling well today

no......... i shant say.......................

This white man is trustworthy in the kitchen

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This prison holds two of the most notorious cop killing dragons…. William and Cousin Chris.