Chronic Hater

When I was at the natural history museum, the fossil section had stickers on the glass to engage children - things like "Flap your arms like a pterodactyl" or "Measure your hand against the mosasaurus." However the first of these I encountered, which I found alarming and threatening without context, was a sticker reading "Struggle like you are stuck in a tar pit"

Official silly sign

It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

people are like you just need to apply to 10 jobs a day meanwhile each of the jobs want you to write them 1500 words of uniquely tailored sycophancy & then manually input your cv into their custom application form 3 different times

and then they never call you back

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The Masc of Amontillado

@copperbadge

I honestly expected to see "What trying to tell a man anything is like" under the image and then "The Masc of Amontillado" took me out at the knees.

I don’t care about your disorders you should be acting correctly in front of me

To draw upon a semi-recent Discourse topic, if you encounter a claim along the lines that, idk, for example, the imagery and cultural idea of Knights as it exists in pop culture is entrenched with a long history of islamophonia (due to how much of this cultural imaginary comes directly from the narrative of the Crusades) and your response is "I still think knight imagery is cool, I don't enjoy things based on how ideologically correct they are" I'll respect you infinitely more than if your response was "Actually liking knights is leftist because there's nothing more leftist than protecting those weaker than you"

"I don't engage with this thing to have my politics parroted back at me" will always be 1000x more graceful and productive than trying to argue that everything you like is Fundamentally Leftist, Actually.

The incalculable damage "He never let me touch him... hold him..." has done to fandom and DC writers' conception of David & Cass. omg. omg they literally snuggled on the rooftop together while stargazing. He held his arms open to her for a hug on the night of her first kill. One of the first things he did when they reunited was cradle her face. He goes in for a hug again after that. His physical affection was part & parcel of why Cass had such trouble identifying her childhood as abusive don't playyyy with me

Instead of discussing author identity what if we just said this is an m/m romance with body hair. And this is an m/m romance where everyone is smooth like a dolphin

Do anti-batcesters think if they say brotherism/siblingss!/fathersonism enough times in one comment that means they've properly signalled they have the correct non-incestuous opinion or