el oh el

The real gateway drug is low self esteem and poor self control

a bisexual dilemma

From now on I am only accepting sexts in Dr. Seuss rhyme form

“What’re you up to?” His simple text said. “Just eating cereal and lying in bed.” “What if I was with you?” he responded with ease, “I guess I’d get more cereal if I please.” And that’s when he said it, that simpering lad, that stupid response that makes all of us mad. My mind filled with dread, with a twist in my gut, I picked up my phone and read: “Haha, and then what ;)”

I just want pasta and a girl

Fortune Teller reading my palm: It just says “yikes.”

If you have body dysmorphic disorder reblog this bc i wanna follow all of you v strong ppl.

the song is jay park - all i wanna do

What in the hell

WHAT

Aw

never forget that the reason he’s “shouty and angry” on his tv show is that he’s yelling at people who ignore the rules of courtesy and food safety and basically feed their customers poison, something which would enrage any good person

Uncle Gordon

Gordon is precious and I love him.

I’m really glad people post stuff like this because honestly yes, the only thing I knew about Gordon Ramsey at first was that he swears like a sailor. It’s good to know that he’s a much more genuine person than that. This is probably also a good example of how television can shape our perceptions of people; TV producers are going to focus on what gets the most attention, not on what is necessarily best or most true about a person. It’s good to be mindful of that while watching reality shows and movies.

UNMUTE THIS

😩😩😂😂😂😂

so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear. 

i just asked him to bless this post and he did 

This post is officially the most holy post on Tumblr.  Use it to banish sins from your dashboard.

I think i am subconsciously trying to ruin my own life

im a hoe but a shy hoe. a shoe