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“Why are your joints so sore? Are you feeling alright?”

“I guess I worked byself too hard yesterday…”

“You’ve been stuffy since this morning.”

“It’s just - snf! - allergies.”

“In November?”

“I don’d know, it could happen. Koff!”

“Oh, honey, you’re burning up…”

“I just run ho- hhhtch’CHIEW!”

“Come on, let’s get you to bed.”

“I’ll be fide toborrow. Just need some sleep.”

tried out some "anime girl" sneezes. very girly sounding but with big gasping buildups. i wanted the effect of my boobs literally growing with each inhale like they do in anime. i quite liked the style of this so i've filmed another couple which i might upload in the future.

not a big fan of the girly sneezing though because they were so unsatisfying. i had to induce a really big one afterwards to get some relief. i cut that out of the video though to keep the vibe the same

I sneezed a total of 446 times (again, excluding inducing etc) over 31 days

I sneezed 10 times a day on average more than any other amount

The lowest number of times I sneezed in a day was 5, the highest 42 - which meant there was a range of 37 sneezes from lowest to highest amount lol

The median number of sneezes a day was 12

- At the Christmas tree farm, where A’s allergies start acting up and they have to snz into a gloved hand or B lends them a scarf to keep them warm that they inevitably muffle ticklish sneezes into on the way home

- Pumpkin patches and allergies, either the amounts of pure cinnamon spice in the air or the dust from the dead leaves or the plants, something at this place isn’t agreeing with A, but they try to keep sniffling quietly and enjoy the day out with B, who is more worried about making sure A is comfortable

- Having a cold and getting hot cocoa...

- Taking out the holiday decorations AND all the dust that comes with them... a trip to the attic which hasn’t been cleaned in too long, and so plans to decorate the house together turn into helpless fits

- Going to see lights shows and walking around, but it’s December and someone has a cold so the weather doesn’t help

- Opening up presents and A gives B a gift they turn out to be allergic to, and B tries to smile through their reaction when they feel their eyes water already

- Cuddling by the fire ... but the firewood is setting someone off, but they want to stay near the fire since they’re feeling cold anyway

Imagine character A lying down with their head on character B’s lap, all sweaty and shivery and shaky and miserable and whimpering, “I don’t feel good, B.”

Listening to the Magnus Archives for a second time.  Thoroughly enjoying the number of times SirCollapsealot Jonathan Sims audibly crumples during a statement.  And how unsurprised his colleagues are when it happens. 

There’s a stretch in the fourth season where he seems hard pressed to stay on his feet.  Makes you wonder how he manages when the tape recorder is off.  How long would he lay there before someone would check.  

Brain: you should write it